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Eli Gable

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Urns in the Grand Canyon? | FFFW

May 31, 2024 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the jokes and satire. Y’all, it’s my birthday weekend. Not only that, but it’s also issue #191...

Eli Gable

“Please don’t die this weekend” | FFFW 190

May 24, 2024 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the jokes and satire.Alright, folks, it’s Memorial Day Weekend. Now, I don't usually get serious, but let's...

Eli Gable

Debate Topics for Funeral Directors | FFFW 189

May 17, 2024 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the jokes and satire. It’s issue 189, and we’re feeling fine! In fact, we’re better than fine—we’re...

Eli Gable

How Much Does Arlington Cemetery Weigh? | FFFW 187

May 10, 2024 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the jokes and satire.Happy National Shrimp Day! Here’s a little shrimp joke for you! Why don't shrimp...

Eli Gable

How Many M&M’s Would it Take to Fill a Casket? | FFFW 186

May 3, 2024 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the jokes and satire. Welcome to May!!!! We’ve MAYde it to the unofficially official “perfect months” of...

Eli Gable

Funeral Home RIZZ | FFFW 185

April 26, 2024 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the jokes and satire. Happy Friday! The weather is finally beautiful and we’re happy about that. Let’s...

Eli Gable

Elon Musk Enters Deathcare? | FFFW 183

April 12, 2024 ENJOY Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the jokes and satire. Happy National Grilled Cheese Day. That’s right. The “Grilled Cheese” is an underrated...

Eli Gable

Eclipse Funeral | FFFW 182

April 5, 2024 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the jokes and satire. Happy Friday! On the FFFW we like to talk about things that make...

Eli Gable

Easter Bunny Funeral? | FFFW 181

March 29, 2024 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Happy Good Friday! I know everyone is getting ready for Easter weekend, so we’re keeping...

Eli Gable

College Basketball & Funeral Rap | FFFW 180

March 22, 2024 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. It’s the big weekend for college basketball -- and I predict my bracket will be...

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