A New Embalming Product? | FFFW 177
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Happy March 1st! We’re in the last third of the first quarter and I’m feeling...
Best “Big Game” Funeral Commercials | FFFW 175
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire.Happy February 16th. It’s “National Almond Day.” So here are some almond facts for you: 1....
Mortuary Student Gets Initiated Into Profession | FFFW 174
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire.Happy February 9th. This is a special day, because it’s the birthday of Michael B. Jordan,...
Groundhog Day Special | FFFW 173
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire.Happy Groundhog Day! Now, I’m not a superstitious guy so I don’t care much about the...
Wayne Gretzky, Danny DeVito, + Otters | FFFW 172
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Happy January 26th. If you’re like me, you probably woke up and said, “Man, I...
Paula Deen in the Deathcare Space? | FFFW #171
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Let’s go! We’ve reached issue #171! That means we’re at yet another palindromic issue. And...
What Type of Bread is Your Funeral Home? | FFFW 170
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. On this day in 1939, “Timely Comics” (which became Marvel) was founded. So in honor...
Funeral Director Breaks New Year’s Resolution | FFFW 169
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Welcome to the first FFFW of 2024. Here’s a new year full of memes, gifs,...
Goodbye for now… | FFFW 168
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Welcome to the last FFFW of 2023! That right- I’m not going to see you...
Caskets Aren’t Even Safe Today… | FFFW 166
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire.The next time we meet it’ll be Christmas Eve Eve Eve. Just as important, it’ll be...