Funeral Home Adds “Olympic Podium” to Lobby for “Employee Recognition” | FFFW 269
Happy Friday, y’all! There are just a couple of days left of the Winter Olympics. And if you’re like me, you’re hooked. I’ve been looking into curling clubs,...
Funeral Home Uses Luge System for Body Transport | FFFW 268
It’s Friday, baby. The phones are ringing, the coffee is doing its ministry, and somewhere a stapler is missing for the third time today. Welcome back to the...
Hack-Proof System Announced; Password Now Meets Requirements and Still Gets Written on a Post-It | FFFW 267
Welcome to February! Can you believe we're already into month 2 of 2026? I can already tell this year is going to fly by. And we want to...
Director Claims He’s “Embracing Change”; Switches From Blue Pens to Black Pens | FFFW 266
Welp, we survived the first month of 2026. For some of us it meant our homes lost electric and our cars skated on ice. But -- if you’re...
“We’re Going Paperless,” Owner Says While Printing the Email About Going Paperless | FFFW 265
Happy Friday! We are halfway through January and I'm feeling great about it. The daylight is getting a little longer, and we're between seasonal warmth and cold snaps...
Fatal Typing Error Causes Disaster | FFFW 264
Hey guys! It feels like it’s been 1000 days since Christmas, right? How does that work? Time is a wild thing. And speaking of time- I don’t want...
Owner Buys New Scheduling Software; Staff Continues Using the Same Sticky Note | FFFW 263
We made it to our first issue of 2026! This is now our 6th calendar year of writing this silly funeral satire article week after week. But, I’m...
Christmas Spectacular | FFFW 262
Guys! It is here! This is our last issue before Christmas. You know how much I love this week and we are starting the celebration now!DAYS TIL CHRISTMAS:...
“I Don’t Wanna Make Toys, I Wanna Make Arrangements” Says Elf | FFFW 261
Christmas is so close! We are less than two weeks away. The timing of Christmas always feels odd, right? Like, most of the year it feels so far...
Welcome to December | FFFW 259
Welcome to December! I forgot to get our holiday counter going this year- but it’s never too late to start! I know the holidays move fast, but I...