Embalmer Can’t See Colors? | FFFW 254
Welcome back to issue 254 of the FFFW. Every once in a while, I like to remind people what “FFFW” stands for. Believe it or not, it doesn’t...
FUNERAL HOME GROUP CHAT EXPOSED | FFFW 253
I’ve been crushing everything pumpkin and pumpkin spice. I know it’s a little early for it, but I’ve always been a fan of “the early bird gets the...
Funeral Directors Can’t Quit Their Annual PSL Tradition
I’ve been living a double life. Most of you know me as the person who drops a weekly batch of funeral industry satire in the FFFW. But here’s...
Silence Training for FD’s | FFFW 251
Hey guys, we're back with issue 251! As always, I truly can't believe that we've kept this going for this long- we are quickly approaching FIVE YEARS of...
Vending Machine Pre-Need | FFFW 250
Hey guys, not gonna beat around the bush- it’s been a heavy week. But, the FFFW has always existed to be a little break from the world, and...
Best Memorial Slideshow Transitions | FFFW 249
Welcome to September! Last night, the first NFL game kicked off, so I think we’re good to declare that it’s officially fall. And fall is maybe the most...
Funeral Home Fantasy Leagues | FFFW 248
Y’all! This marks the end of August as we turn the corner into September. August was fantastic and was our last FULL month of Summer. According to Google,...
Funeral Director tries new suit… | FFFW 247
We’re officially deep into August now, and honestly? It’s treating us pretty well. The sun’s still hanging around, the heat’s taking occasional coffee breaks, and there’s just enough...
Surge Priced Funerals? | FFFW 246
Welcome back to August! We have a full week of August under our belt and I’m feeling great about the rest. So far the weather has cooled down...
What’s in your breakroom fridge? | FFFW 244
Howdy y’allIt’s been very hot, right? But here’s the thing. I refuse to complain, though. Because, as much as the muggy heat is a little uncomfortable… I save...