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Eli Gable

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AI Obituary Describes 94-Year-Old Methodist Woman as ‘An Absolute Legend Who Lived Life in Beast Mode’ | FFFW 302

October 9, 2026 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap 0 Comments

Welcome back to the FFFW! I hope you are enjoying the 2nd Friday of one of the greatest months of the year. Have you noticed the look of...

Eli Gable

Funeral Home Replaces Bowl of Mints With Candy Corn for October, Immediately Regrets It | FFFW 301

October 2, 2026 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap 0 Comments

We are officially in October, BABY! We have pushed through two of the bottom 5 months of the year and have arrived at a top 3 contender! October...

Eli Gable

WOW! WE’VE DONE THIS 300 TIMES!!! | FFFW 300

September 25, 2026 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

Wait, what? We actually did this 300 times? That's actually wild. According to my calculations, that's 5.7 years worth of Fridays!!! That's insane.And this gets way cooler. I...

Eli Gable

Local Funeral Home Rebrands as “Deathcare Solutions,” Confuses Literally Everyone Over 65 | FFFW 299

September 18, 2026 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap 0 Comments

Happy September 18th! I hope you all are doing well, and Bills fans are still celebrating Josh Allen's 5 touchdowns last night.Yes, gas prices may be high, it...

Eli Gable

Funeral Home Hires Gen Z Employee, Learns Obituaries Can Apparently Have a “Vibe” | FFFW #298

September 11, 2026 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap 0 Comments

Happy Friday y'all! I hope you are having a great week and are ready for a great weekend! NFL is BACK and that's got me feeling all sorts...

Eli Gable

Immediately Asks for Every Other Weekend Off | FFFW 297

September 4, 2026 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

Welcome to September! We are one month away from the best month of the year, but we'll still make this one count! Week 1 of college football starts...

Eli Gable

Funeral Director Needs One More for Fantasy League, Realizes Arrangement Conference Has Eight Potential Candidates | FFFW 296

August 28, 2026 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

How are we already almost done with August? School is back in session, college football is in Week 0, and the NFL kickoff is right around the corner....

Eli Gable

Funeral Director Successfully Identifies Which Family Member Is Going to Be a Problem | FFFW 295

August 21, 2026 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap 0 Comments

We've made it to issue 295- in just 5 weeks, it'll feel way more impressive! Well, I know back to school season keeps everyone busy, so we're gonna...

Eli Gable

Funeral Director Uses Funeral Procession to Cut Entire School Pickup Line | FFFW 294

August 14, 2026 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

Howdy y'all! Welcome back to the Friday Funeral Fast Wrap. For 5 and a half years, we've been cranking out satire, GIFs, and weekend vibes each and every...

Eli Gable

Arrangement Conference Delayed 27 Minutes While Family Waits for One Sibling “Who’s Almost Here” | FFFW 293

August 7, 2026 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

Y'all! We have made it to the sweatiest month of the year. Now, in my opinion, August is not a top 5 month. There are no major fun...

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