Owner Demands More Authentic Social Media, Rejects Every Photo Containing Authenticity | FFFW 281
Hey guys, welcome back for another of FFFW! We are at the halfway point of the beautiful month of May, and I’m feeling good.See, now we have half...
Funeral Director Watches Michael Jackson Movie, Concludes Tribute Videos Have Been “Lacking Choreography” | FFFW 280
Howdy y'all! I watched the movie "Michael" this week, and I've been jamming to "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" on a constant repeat. It's a jam. I...
Funeral Director Returns from ICCFA Addicted to Vendor Giveaways | FFFW 279
Looks like we MAYde it! I hope everyone is ready to enjoy the summer side of spring and get the worst allergies of the whole year. We’re officially...
Funeral Home Reopens Key Passage Between Lobby and Break Room, Restoring Vital Snack Supply Line | FFFW 278
How are we doing? We’re almost through April! That means Spring is upon us and Summer is right around the corner! Now, both of those seasons are in...
to “Bring All Receipts,” Immediately Regret Ever Buying Anything | FFFW 277
Happy Friday! I know tax day isn't anyone's favorite day, but we all survived it and we’ve made it to another weekend! So, let’s cut loose and buckle...
Firm Unveils “Green Jacket” Employee Award; Immediately Given to Guy Who Refilled Lobby Coffee Without Being Asked | FFFW 276
We’ve made it back around to another Friday! Now, I don’t mean to be political, but the world is waging a war against Fridays. Fridays used to be...
Staff Pull Easter Bunny Suit from Storage, Discover It Has Somehow Gotten Worse
Happy Easter weekend! At the FFFW, we wish you a relaxing couple of days without any pickup calls breaking up Sunday lunch. Now let’s hop on over to...
Funeral Home Adds Second TV for Productivity, Immediately Becomes Less Productive | FFFW 274
Can you hear that? It's the sirens of the weekend whispering your name. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SOUND! We're here to get you into your weekend zone with some...
New Cremator Installed; Owner Somehow More Excited Than When Grandkids Were Born | FFFW 273
Welcome to the weekend! This article exists because I firmly belive that Fridays are the BEST day of the week no matter what. Honestly- it's not even close....
Director Says “Let’s Circle Back,” Accidentally Condemns Staff to Endless Meeting | FFFW 272
Can you feel that? It's the sweet sensation of the weekend approaching. Let's never forget -- the weekend is AWESOME, and that means Fridays are amazing. We've been...