Staff Pull Easter Bunny Suit from Storage, Discover It Has Somehow Gotten Worse
Happy Easter weekend! At the FFFW, we wish you a relaxing couple of days without any pickup calls breaking up Sunday lunch. Now let’s hop on over to...
Funeral Home Adds Second TV for Productivity, Immediately Becomes Less Productive | FFFW 274
Can you hear that? It's the sirens of the weekend whispering your name. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SOUND! We're here to get you into your weekend zone with some...
New Cremator Installed; Owner Somehow More Excited Than When Grandkids Were Born | FFFW 273
Welcome to the weekend! This article exists because I firmly belive that Fridays are the BEST day of the week no matter what. Honestly- it's not even close....
Director Says “Let’s Circle Back,” Accidentally Condemns Staff to Endless Meeting | FFFW 272
Can you feel that? It's the sweet sensation of the weekend approaching. Let's never forget -- the weekend is AWESOME, and that means Fridays are amazing. We've been...
America Still Unable to Define What Counts as Funeral Attire | FFFW 271
Welcome to March! March is the middle child of the year. It’s often ignored when viewing the whole month family. It seems low profile and subtle. But much...
Director Says He’s “Tapped Into Youth Culture” After Saying “6-7” Twice | FFFW 270
Hey y’all! Welcome back to the FFFW, where we give you a weekly dose of funeral fun, satire, and some occasional otter gifs. Let’s go! New monthly newsletter!...
Funeral Home Adds “Olympic Podium” to Lobby for “Employee Recognition” | FFFW 269
Happy Friday, y’all! There are just a couple of days left of the Winter Olympics. And if you’re like me, you’re hooked. I’ve been looking into curling clubs,...
Funeral Home Uses Luge System for Body Transport | FFFW 268
It’s Friday, baby. The phones are ringing, the coffee is doing its ministry, and somewhere a stapler is missing for the third time today. Welcome back to the...
Hack-Proof System Announced; Password Now Meets Requirements and Still Gets Written on a Post-It | FFFW 267
Welcome to February! Can you believe we're already into month 2 of 2026? I can already tell this year is going to fly by. And we want to...
Director Claims He’s “Embracing Change”; Switches From Blue Pens to Black Pens | FFFW 266
Welp, we survived the first month of 2026. For some of us it meant our homes lost electric and our cars skated on ice. But -- if you’re...