Immediately Asks for Every Other Weekend Off | FFFW 297
Welcome to September! We are one month away from the best month of the year, but we'll still make this one count! Week 1 of college football starts...
Funeral Director Needs One More for Fantasy League, Realizes Arrangement Conference Has Eight Potential Candidates | FFFW 296
How are we already almost done with August? School is back in session, college football is in Week 0, and the NFL kickoff is right around the corner....
Funeral Director Successfully Identifies Which Family Member Is Going to Be a Problem | FFFW 295
We've made it to issue 295- in just 5 weeks, it'll feel way more impressive! Well, I know back to school season keeps everyone busy, so we're gonna...
Funeral Director Uses Funeral Procession to Cut Entire School Pickup Line | FFFW 294
Howdy y'all! Welcome back to the Friday Funeral Fast Wrap. For 5 and a half years, we've been cranking out satire, GIFs, and weekend vibes each and every...
Arrangement Conference Delayed 27 Minutes While Family Waits for One Sibling “Who’s Almost Here” | FFFW 293
Y'all! We have made it to the sweatiest month of the year. Now, in my opinion, August is not a top 5 month. There are no major fun...
Funeral Home Employee Asks if It’s Finally “Socially Acceptable” to Put Up Christmas Decorations | FFFW 292
Guys, it is the last Friday in July! Can you believe it? We are about to enter the 8th month of the year! 2026 is going by so...
Owner Promises “Things Will Slow Down Next Week” for 11th Consecutive Week | FFFW 291
Welcome to 06/24/26! Today is the only Friday this month that is all even numbers, and yes, people in my life tell me it's weird that I think...
Funeral Home Owner Shocked Intern Doesn’t Know Shark Week Starts Monday | FFFW 290
Welcome back to the funeral profession's only weekly dose of satire, fun, and otter GIFs. If you are reading this then you are blessed- you have made it...
Funeral Director Puts Out Decorative Pumpkins Before Last Firework Smoke Clears | FFFW 289
Welp, 4th of July is over, which means it's officially fall! Yep, and I'll do one better- I think it's almost Christmas. That's right. It's a yearly thing...
Entire Staff Hopes Someone Else WIll Clean The Grill | FFFW 288
This is the weekend of freedom and fireworks! July 4th is hands-down my favorite non-religious holiday, and I couldn't be more excited to be celebrating 250 years of...