Staff Pull Easter Bunny Suit from Storage, Discover It Has Somehow Gotten Worse
Happy Easter weekend! At the FFFW, we wish you a relaxing couple of days without any pickup calls breaking up Sunday lunch. Now let’s hop on over to...
ENJOY
Cemetery Sword Fighting & a Bevy of Bills | 4M #234
Welcome to the two-hundred-and-thirty-fourth edition of Morticians’ Monday Morning Mashup, 4M #234, where we’ll serve up bite-sized, easily-digestible nuggets of the deathcare news you need to crush conversations...
Funeral Home Adds Second TV for Productivity, Immediately Becomes Less Productive | FFFW 274
Can you hear that? It's the sirens of the weekend whispering your name. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SOUND! We're here to get you into your weekend zone with some...
New Cremator Installed; Owner Somehow More Excited Than When Grandkids Were Born | FFFW 273
Welcome to the weekend! This article exists because I firmly belive that Fridays are the BEST day of the week no matter what. Honestly- it's not even close....
Mossy Messes & Movies at the Mortuary | 4M #232
Welcome to the two-hundred-and-thirty-second edition of Morticians’ Monday Morning Mashup, 4M #232, where we’ll serve up bite-sized, easily-digestible nuggets of the deathcare news you need to crush conversations...
Director Says “Let’s Circle Back,” Accidentally Condemns Staff to Endless Meeting | FFFW 272
Can you feel that? It's the sweet sensation of the weekend approaching. Let's never forget -- the weekend is AWESOME, and that means Fridays are amazing. We've been...
Cute Coffins & Funeral Fines | 4M #230
Welcome to the two-hundred-and-thirtieth edition of Morticians’ Monday Morning Mashup, 4M #230, where we’ll serve up bite-sized, easily-digestible nuggets of the deathcare news you need to crush conversations...