Director Gets Yellow Card | FFFW 285
Can you see what I'm seeing? I'm seeing a nice weekend right around the corner! It's waiting for you! It's summer, baseball is going on, the World Cup...
ENJOY
Director Announces Casual Summer Dress Code, Immediately Regrets Seeing Everyone’s Knees | FFFW 284
Can you believe it? We've made it to June! Summer is now in full swing, and popsicle companies are probably rejoicing.Think about it- imagine how much sales go...
Sim Cemetery & VIP Bees | 4M #243
Welcome to the two-hundred-and-forty-third edition of Morticians’ Monday Morning Mashup, 4M #243, where we’ll serve up bite-sized, easily-digestible nuggets of the deathcare news you need to crush conversations...
Used Urns & East Coast Upgrades | 4M #242
Welcome to the two-hundred-and-forty-second edition of Morticians’ Monday Morning Mashup, 4M #242, where we’ll serve up bite-sized, easily-digestible nuggets of the deathcare news you need to crush conversations...
Director Claims He’s “Taking Time Off,” Continues Answering Calls From Pontoon Boat | FFFW 282
Welp, it's a rainy day for me right now in the great state of Tennessee. But you know what always brightens up my mood- GIFs of otters. So...
Owner Demands More Authentic Social Media, Rejects Every Photo Containing Authenticity | FFFW 281
Hey guys, welcome back for another of FFFW! We are at the halfway point of the beautiful month of May, and I’m feeling good.See, now we have half...
Funeral Director Watches Michael Jackson Movie, Concludes Tribute Videos Have Been “Lacking Choreography” | FFFW 280
Howdy y'all! I watched the movie "Michael" this week, and I've been jamming to "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" on a constant repeat. It's a jam. I...