America Still Unable to Define What Counts as Funeral Attire | FFFW 271
Welcome to March! March is the middle child of the year. It’s often ignored when viewing the whole month family. It seems low profile and subtle. But much...
Friday Funeral Fast Wrap
Director Says He’s “Tapped Into Youth Culture” After Saying “6-7” Twice | FFFW 270
Hey y’all! Welcome back to the FFFW, where we give you a weekly dose of funeral fun, satire, and some occasional otter gifs. Let’s go! New monthly newsletter!...
Funeral Home Adds “Olympic Podium” to Lobby for “Employee Recognition” | FFFW 269
Happy Friday, y’all! There are just a couple of days left of the Winter Olympics. And if you’re like me, you’re hooked. I’ve been looking into curling clubs,...
Director Claims He’s “Embracing Change”; Switches From Blue Pens to Black Pens | FFFW 266
Welp, we survived the first month of 2026. For some of us it meant our homes lost electric and our cars skated on ice. But -- if you’re...
“We’re Going Paperless,” Owner Says While Printing the Email About Going Paperless | FFFW 265
Happy Friday! We are halfway through January and I'm feeling great about it. The daylight is getting a little longer, and we're between seasonal warmth and cold snaps...
Fatal Typing Error Causes Disaster | FFFW 264
Hey guys! It feels like it’s been 1000 days since Christmas, right? How does that work? Time is a wild thing. And speaking of time- I don’t want...
Christmas Spectacular | FFFW 262
Guys! It is here! This is our last issue before Christmas. You know how much I love this week and we are starting the celebration now!DAYS TIL CHRISTMAS:...