“I Don’t Wanna Make Toys, I Wanna Make Arrangements” Says Elf | FFFW 261
Christmas is so close! We are less than two weeks away. The timing of Christmas always feels odd, right? Like, most of the year it feels so far...
Friday Funeral Fast Wrap
Welcome to December | FFFW 259
Welcome to December! I forgot to get our holiday counter going this year- but it’s never too late to start! I know the holidays move fast, but I...
Thanksgiving Spectacular | FFFW 259
Y’all, this is the final Friday before Thanksgiving, which means it’s our FFFW Thanksgiving special!! So, let’s start talking politics and overcooking the turkey to get in the...
Mustache Causes Embalming Disaster | FFFW 257
Y’all, we have reached one of the greatest months of the year! November has it all: great weather, great food, and a top 5 holiday! What more can...
NFDA Chicago Special! | FFFW 255
We have arrived. It’s now time for the big weekend. And I’m not talking about the MLB World Series- I’m talking about our World Series- NFDA.This is also...
Embalmer Can’t See Colors? | FFFW 254
Welcome back to issue 254 of the FFFW. Every once in a while, I like to remind people what “FFFW” stands for. Believe it or not, it doesn’t...
Funeral Directors Can’t Quit Their Annual PSL Tradition
I’ve been living a double life. Most of you know me as the person who drops a weekly batch of funeral industry satire in the FFFW. But here’s...