Owner Buys New Scheduling Software; Staff Continues Using the Same Sticky Note | FFFW 263
We made it to our first issue of 2026! This is now our 6th calendar year of writing this silly funeral satire article week after week. But, I’m...
Friday Funeral Fast Wrap
Christmas Spectacular | FFFW 262
Guys! It is here! This is our last issue before Christmas. You know how much I love this week and we are starting the celebration now!DAYS TIL CHRISTMAS:...
“I Don’t Wanna Make Toys, I Wanna Make Arrangements” Says Elf | FFFW 261
Christmas is so close! We are less than two weeks away. The timing of Christmas always feels odd, right? Like, most of the year it feels so far...
Thanksgiving Spectacular | FFFW 259
Y’all, this is the final Friday before Thanksgiving, which means it’s our FFFW Thanksgiving special!! So, let’s start talking politics and overcooking the turkey to get in the...
Christmas Music Before Thanksgiving? | FFFW 258
We are halfway through one of THE greatest months of the year. I’m personally already getting into the Christmas spirit. The house is decorated, the songs are being...
Mustache Causes Embalming Disaster | FFFW 257
Y’all, we have reached one of the greatest months of the year! November has it all: great weather, great food, and a top 5 holiday! What more can...
Embalmer Can’t See Colors? | FFFW 254
Welcome back to issue 254 of the FFFW. Every once in a while, I like to remind people what “FFFW” stands for. Believe it or not, it doesn’t...