Owner Demands More Authentic Social Media, Rejects Every Photo Containing Authenticity | FFFW 281
Hey guys, welcome back for another of FFFW! We are at the halfway point of the beautiful month of May, and I’m feeling good.See, now we have half...
Friday Funeral Fast Wrap
Funeral Director Watches Michael Jackson Movie, Concludes Tribute Videos Have Been “Lacking Choreography” | FFFW 280
Howdy y'all! I watched the movie "Michael" this week, and I've been jamming to "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" on a constant repeat. It's a jam. I...
Funeral Director Returns from ICCFA Addicted to Vendor Giveaways | FFFW 279
Looks like we MAYde it! I hope everyone is ready to enjoy the summer side of spring and get the worst allergies of the whole year. We’re officially...
to “Bring All Receipts,” Immediately Regret Ever Buying Anything | FFFW 277
Happy Friday! I know tax day isn't anyone's favorite day, but we all survived it and we’ve made it to another weekend! So, let’s cut loose and buckle...
Staff Pull Easter Bunny Suit from Storage, Discover It Has Somehow Gotten Worse
Happy Easter weekend! At the FFFW, we wish you a relaxing couple of days without any pickup calls breaking up Sunday lunch. Now let’s hop on over to...
Funeral Home Adds Second TV for Productivity, Immediately Becomes Less Productive | FFFW 274
Can you hear that? It's the sirens of the weekend whispering your name. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SOUND! We're here to get you into your weekend zone with some...
Director Says “Let’s Circle Back,” Accidentally Condemns Staff to Endless Meeting | FFFW 272
Can you feel that? It's the sweet sensation of the weekend approaching. Let's never forget -- the weekend is AWESOME, and that means Fridays are amazing. We've been...