Embalmer Can’t See Colors? | FFFW 254
Welcome back to issue 254 of the FFFW. Every once in a while, I like to remind people what “FFFW” stands for. Believe it or not, it doesn’t...
Friday Funeral Fast Wrap
FUNERAL HOME GROUP CHAT EXPOSED | FFFW 253
I’ve been crushing everything pumpkin and pumpkin spice. I know it’s a little early for it, but I’ve always been a fan of “the early bird gets the...
Funeral Directors Can’t Quit Their Annual PSL Tradition
I’ve been living a double life. Most of you know me as the person who drops a weekly batch of funeral industry satire in the FFFW. But here’s...
Vending Machine Pre-Need | FFFW 250
Hey guys, not gonna beat around the bush- it’s been a heavy week. But, the FFFW has always existed to be a little break from the world, and...
Best Memorial Slideshow Transitions | FFFW 249
Welcome to September! Last night, the first NFL game kicked off, so I think we’re good to declare that it’s officially fall. And fall is maybe the most...
Funeral Home Fantasy Leagues | FFFW 248
Y’all! This marks the end of August as we turn the corner into September. August was fantastic and was our last FULL month of Summer. According to Google,...
What’s in your breakroom fridge? | FFFW 244
Howdy y’allIt’s been very hot, right? But here’s the thing. I refuse to complain, though. Because, as much as the muggy heat is a little uncomfortable… I save...