Funeral Fast Pass? | FFFW 239
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Funeral Home Offers Fast-Pass for Visitation Line
In a bold move that’s either revolutionizing the funeral experience or deeply misunderstanding grief, Maplewood Memorial Chapel has officially launched the VisiPass™ — a paid fast-pass system allowing mourners to skip the standard visitation line.
“For just $49.99, guests can bypass the wait, head straight to the casket, say their 3–5 words, and be out before the ham sandwiches hit the table,” said owner/visionary Darren Pike. “It’s about dignity… and efficiency.”
Early adopters have praised the program. “I was double-booked with a retirement party,” said Greg Callahan, who activated his VisiPass using a QR code taped to a ficus. “I scanned in, gave a meaningful nod to the urn, and was back in my car before the second slideshow photo.”
The VisiPass comes in three tiers:
- Silver: Skip the sign-in table.
- Gold: Skip the handshake line and receive a folded tissue at the door.
- Platinum: Preloaded condolences, valet umbrella escort, and priority seating near “emotionally photogenic” lighting.
Critics have expressed concern over turning grief into a tiered experience, but Pike is unmoved. “Theaters charge for legroom. We charge for legacy.”
Staff say the next upgrade will include a “wave-and-walk” option for those who just want to be seen without making eye contact.
Trivia
Choose the correct answer and you’ll see a puppy. Get it wrong and you’ll see someone hurting themselves.
If you stacked every casket sold in the U.S. each year, end to end, how many football fields would the line stretch?
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