to “Bring All Receipts,” Immediately Regret Ever Buying Anything | FFFW 277
Happy Friday! I know tax day isn't anyone's favorite day, but we all survived it and we’ve made it to another weekend! So, let’s cut loose and buckle...
Friday Funeral Fast Wrap
Staff Pull Easter Bunny Suit from Storage, Discover It Has Somehow Gotten Worse
Happy Easter weekend! At the FFFW, we wish you a relaxing couple of days without any pickup calls breaking up Sunday lunch. Now let’s hop on over to...
Funeral Home Adds Second TV for Productivity, Immediately Becomes Less Productive | FFFW 274
Can you hear that? It's the sirens of the weekend whispering your name. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SOUND! We're here to get you into your weekend zone with some...
Director Says “Let’s Circle Back,” Accidentally Condemns Staff to Endless Meeting | FFFW 272
Can you feel that? It's the sweet sensation of the weekend approaching. Let's never forget -- the weekend is AWESOME, and that means Fridays are amazing. We've been...
America Still Unable to Define What Counts as Funeral Attire | FFFW 271
Welcome to March! March is the middle child of the year. It’s often ignored when viewing the whole month family. It seems low profile and subtle. But much...
Director Says He’s “Tapped Into Youth Culture” After Saying “6-7” Twice | FFFW 270
Hey y’all! Welcome back to the FFFW, where we give you a weekly dose of funeral fun, satire, and some occasional otter gifs. Let’s go! New monthly newsletter!...
Hack-Proof System Announced; Password Now Meets Requirements and Still Gets Written on a Post-It | FFFW 267
Welcome to February! Can you believe we're already into month 2 of 2026? I can already tell this year is going to fly by. And we want to...