Director Says He’s “Tapped Into Youth Culture” After Saying “6-7” Twice | FFFW 270
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Friday Funeral Fast Wrap
Funeral Home Adds “Olympic Podium” to Lobby for “Employee Recognition” | FFFW 269
Happy Friday, y’all! There are just a couple of days left of the Winter Olympics. And if you’re like me, you’re hooked. I’ve been looking into curling clubs,...
Hack-Proof System Announced; Password Now Meets Requirements and Still Gets Written on a Post-It | FFFW 267
Welcome to February! Can you believe we're already into month 2 of 2026? I can already tell this year is going to fly by. And we want to...
“We’re Going Paperless,” Owner Says While Printing the Email About Going Paperless | FFFW 265
Happy Friday! We are halfway through January and I'm feeling great about it. The daylight is getting a little longer, and we're between seasonal warmth and cold snaps...
Fatal Typing Error Causes Disaster | FFFW 264
Hey guys! It feels like it’s been 1000 days since Christmas, right? How does that work? Time is a wild thing. And speaking of time- I don’t want...
Owner Buys New Scheduling Software; Staff Continues Using the Same Sticky Note | FFFW 263
We made it to our first issue of 2026! This is now our 6th calendar year of writing this silly funeral satire article week after week. But, I’m...
“I Don’t Wanna Make Toys, I Wanna Make Arrangements” Says Elf | FFFW 261
Christmas is so close! We are less than two weeks away. The timing of Christmas always feels odd, right? Like, most of the year it feels so far...