Funeral Home Employee Asks if It’s Finally “Socially Acceptable” to Put Up Christmas Decorations | FFFW 292
Guys, it is the last Friday in July! Can you believe it? We are about to enter the 8th month of the year! 2026 is going by so...
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Cousin Algernon & Deathcare Heroes | 4M #251
Welcome to the two-hundred-and-fifty-first edition of Morticians’ Monday Morning Mashup, 4M #251, where we’ll serve up bite-sized, easily-digestible nuggets of the deathcare news you need to crush conversations...
Owner Promises “Things Will Slow Down Next Week” for 11th Consecutive Week | FFFW 291
Welcome to 06/24/26! Today is the only Friday this month that is all even numbers, and yes, people in my life tell me it's weird that I think...
Funeral Home Owner Shocked Intern Doesn’t Know Shark Week Starts Monday | FFFW 290
Welcome back to the funeral profession's only weekly dose of satire, fun, and otter GIFs. If you are reading this then you are blessed- you have made it...
Goose Gravestones & Soccer Send-Offs | 4M #249
Welcome to the two-hundred-and-forty-ninth edition of Morticians’ Monday Morning Mashup, 4M #249, where we’ll serve up bite-sized, easily-digestible nuggets of the deathcare news you need to crush conversations...
Funeral Director Puts Out Decorative Pumpkins Before Last Firework Smoke Clears | FFFW 289
Welp, 4th of July is over, which means it's officially fall! Yep, and I'll do one better- I think it's almost Christmas. That's right. It's a yearly thing...
Entire Staff Hopes Someone Else WIll Clean The Grill | FFFW 288
This is the weekend of freedom and fireworks! July 4th is hands-down my favorite non-religious holiday, and I couldn't be more excited to be celebrating 250 years of...