Director Gets Yellow Card | FFFW 285
Can you see what I'm seeing? I'm seeing a nice weekend right around the corner! It's waiting for you! It's summer, baseball is going on, the World Cup...
Director Announces Casual Summer Dress Code, Immediately Regrets Seeing Everyone’s Knees | FFFW 284
Can you believe it? We've made it to June! Summer is now in full swing, and popsicle companies are probably rejoicing.Think about it- imagine how much sales go...
Director Says He’s Finally Delegating, Then Stands Three Feet Away From Person He Delegated To | FFFW 283
We have reached the end of May! This means Summer is officially here in just a couple of days.“But, no! Summer doesn’t begin until June 21st…” - You...
Director Claims He’s “Taking Time Off,” Continues Answering Calls From Pontoon Boat | FFFW 282
Welp, it's a rainy day for me right now in the great state of Tennessee. But you know what always brightens up my mood- GIFs of otters. So...
Owner Demands More Authentic Social Media, Rejects Every Photo Containing Authenticity | FFFW 281
Hey guys, welcome back for another of FFFW! We are at the halfway point of the beautiful month of May, and I’m feeling good.See, now we have half...
Funeral Director Watches Michael Jackson Movie, Concludes Tribute Videos Have Been “Lacking Choreography” | FFFW 280
Howdy y'all! I watched the movie "Michael" this week, and I've been jamming to "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" on a constant repeat. It's a jam. I...
Funeral Director Returns from ICCFA Addicted to Vendor Giveaways | FFFW 279
Looks like we MAYde it! I hope everyone is ready to enjoy the summer side of spring and get the worst allergies of the whole year. We’re officially...
Funeral Home Reopens Key Passage Between Lobby and Break Room, Restoring Vital Snack Supply Line | FFFW 278
How are we doing? We’re almost through April! That means Spring is upon us and Summer is right around the corner! Now, both of those seasons are in...
to “Bring All Receipts,” Immediately Regret Ever Buying Anything | FFFW 277
Happy Friday! I know tax day isn't anyone's favorite day, but we all survived it and we’ve made it to another weekend! So, let’s cut loose and buckle...
Firm Unveils “Green Jacket” Employee Award; Immediately Given to Guy Who Refilled Lobby Coffee Without Being Asked | FFFW 276
We’ve made it back around to another Friday! Now, I don’t mean to be political, but the world is waging a war against Fridays. Fridays used to be...