Funeral Director Uses Funeral Procession to Cut Entire School Pickup Line | FFFW 294
Howdy y'all! Welcome back to the Friday Funeral Fast Wrap. For 5 and a half years, we've been cranking out...
Arrangement Conference Delayed 27 Minutes While Family Waits for One Sibling “Who’s Almost Here” | FFFW 293
Y'all! We have made it to the sweatiest month of the year. Now, in my opinion, August is not a...
Funeral Home Employee Asks if It’s Finally “Socially Acceptable” to Put Up Christmas Decorations | FFFW 292
Guys, it is the last Friday in July! Can you believe it? We are about to enter the 8th month...
Owner Promises “Things Will Slow Down Next Week” for 11th Consecutive Week | FFFW 291
Welcome to 06/24/26! Today is the only Friday this month that is all even numbers, and yes, people in my...
Funeral Home Owner Shocked Intern Doesn’t Know Shark Week Starts Monday | FFFW 290
Welcome back to the funeral profession's only weekly dose of satire, fun, and otter GIFs. If you are reading this...
Funeral Director Puts Out Decorative Pumpkins Before Last Firework Smoke Clears | FFFW 289
Welp, 4th of July is over, which means it's officially fall! Yep, and I'll do one better- I think it's...
Entire Staff Hopes Someone Else WIll Clean The Grill | FFFW 288
This is the weekend of freedom and fireworks! July 4th is hands-down my favorite non-religious holiday, and I couldn't be...
Local Funeral Director Makes “6-7” Jokes to Relate with Interns; They Remain Unimpressed | FFFW 287
Is June actually almost over? How? It just began! We are flying through 2026 with a vengeance but man, I'm...
Funeral Home Owner Forced To Broker Peace Over Breakroom TV As World Cup Watchers Clash With Breaking News Addicts | FFFW 286
Happy Friday! We all know that it’s been summer for several weeks now, but according to calendars and scientists, this...
Director Gets Yellow Card | FFFW 285
Can you see what I'm seeing? I'm seeing a nice weekend right around the corner! It's waiting for you! It's...
