Entire Staff Hopes Someone Else WIll Clean The Grill | FFFW 288
This is the weekend of freedom and fireworks! July 4th is hands-down my favorite non-religious holiday, and I couldn't be more excited to be celebrating 250 years of...
Local Funeral Director Makes “6-7” Jokes to Relate with Interns; They Remain Unimpressed | FFFW 287
Is June actually almost over? How? It just began! We are flying through 2026 with a vengeance but man, I'm having a blast this summer. And June has...
Funeral Home Owner Forced To Broker Peace Over Breakroom TV As World Cup Watchers Clash With Breaking News Addicts | FFFW 286
Happy Friday! We all know that it’s been summer for several weeks now, but according to calendars and scientists, this is our last weekend of Spring, and Summer...
Director Gets Yellow Card | FFFW 285
Can you see what I'm seeing? I'm seeing a nice weekend right around the corner! It's waiting for you! It's summer, baseball is going on, the World Cup...
Director Announces Casual Summer Dress Code, Immediately Regrets Seeing Everyone’s Knees | FFFW 284
Can you believe it? We've made it to June! Summer is now in full swing, and popsicle companies are probably rejoicing.Think about it- imagine how much sales go...
Director Says He’s Finally Delegating, Then Stands Three Feet Away From Person He Delegated To | FFFW 283
We have reached the end of May! This means Summer is officially here in just a couple of days.“But, no! Summer doesn’t begin until June 21st…” - You...
Director Claims He’s “Taking Time Off,” Continues Answering Calls From Pontoon Boat | FFFW 282
Welp, it's a rainy day for me right now in the great state of Tennessee. But you know what always brightens up my mood- GIFs of otters. So...
Owner Demands More Authentic Social Media, Rejects Every Photo Containing Authenticity | FFFW 281
Hey guys, welcome back for another of FFFW! We are at the halfway point of the beautiful month of May, and I’m feeling good.See, now we have half...
Funeral Director Watches Michael Jackson Movie, Concludes Tribute Videos Have Been “Lacking Choreography” | FFFW 280
Howdy y'all! I watched the movie "Michael" this week, and I've been jamming to "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" on a constant repeat. It's a jam. I...
Funeral Director Returns from ICCFA Addicted to Vendor Giveaways | FFFW 279
Looks like we MAYde it! I hope everyone is ready to enjoy the summer side of spring and get the worst allergies of the whole year. We’re officially...