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Michael Scott Funeral? | FFFW 179

March 15, 2024 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Y’all! IDK about you but I’m feeling so good rn. The weather is perfect, Kirk...

Eli Gable

“Bluey” Funeral Episode? | FFFW 178

March 8, 2024 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Happy Friday! If your week has been anything like mine, you’re a little beat down...

Eli Gable

A New Embalming Product? | FFFW 177

March 1, 2024 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Happy March 1st! We’re in the last third of the first quarter and I’m feeling...

Eli Gable

Best “Big Game” Funeral Commercials | FFFW 175

February 16, 2024 Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire.Happy February 16th. It’s “National Almond Day.” So here are some almond facts for you: 1....

Eli Gable

Mortuary Student Gets Initiated Into Profession | FFFW 174

February 9, 2024 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire.Happy February 9th. This is a special day, because it’s the birthday of Michael B. Jordan,...

Eli Gable

Groundhog Day Special | FFFW 173

February 2, 2024 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire.Happy Groundhog Day! Now, I’m not a superstitious guy so I don’t care much about the...

Eli Gable

Wayne Gretzky, Danny DeVito, + Otters | FFFW 172

January 26, 2024 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Happy January 26th. If you’re like me, you probably woke up and said, “Man, I...

Eli Gable

Paula Deen in the Deathcare Space? | FFFW #171

January 19, 2024 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Let’s go! We’ve reached issue #171! That means we’re at yet another palindromic issue. And...

Eli Gable

What Type of Bread is Your Funeral Home? | FFFW 170

January 12, 2024 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. On this day in 1939, “Timely Comics” (which became Marvel) was founded. So in honor...

Eli Gable

Funeral Director Breaks New Year’s Resolution | FFFW 169

January 5, 2024 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Welcome to the first FFFW of 2024. Here’s a new year full of memes, gifs,...

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