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Eli Gable

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Goodbye for now… | FFFW 168

December 29, 2023 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Welcome to the last FFFW of 2023! That right- I’m not going to see you...

Eli Gable

Caskets Aren’t Even Safe Today… | FFFW 166

December 15, 2023 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire.The next time we meet it’ll be Christmas Eve Eve Eve. Just as important, it’ll be...

Eli Gable

Spotify Wrapped for Funeral Directors | FFFW 165

December 8, 2023 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Only two weeks until Christmas! We’re in the final stretch. Now, Christmas may be days...

Eli Gable

Santa’s Embalmer? | FFFW 164

December 1, 2023 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Happy December 1st! We’ve arrived at the jolliest month of the year. As you know,...

Eli Gable

An Article to Read While Avoiding Family Functions | FFFW 163

November 24, 2023 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. It’s Black Friday! I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. And I really hope you...

Eli Gable

Thanksgiving Special | FFFW 162

November 17, 2023 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Happy Thanksgiving! That’s right, this is our Thanksgiving special. It’s still a whole week away,...

Eli Gable

Kidnap Your Grief Dog? | FFFW 161

November 10, 2023 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Welcome to the 314th day of the year! You’ve made it. Now, we only have...

Eli Gable

Should Your Funeral Home Celebrate Christmas? | FFFW 160

November 3, 2023 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Welcome to November! We’ve made it to the Christmas season. That’s right. As a famous...

Eli Gable

Best Desk Candy | FFFW 159

October 27, 2023 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. This is our last October edition of 2023. Next time we meet, we’ll start covering...

Eli Gable

“This or That” Funeral Edition: FFFW 158

October 20, 2023 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. After today there are only 9 Fridays left until Christmas! That’s wild. Per tradition, we’re...

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