"This or That" Funeral Edition: FFFW 158

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire.

After today there are only 9 Fridays left until Christmas! That’s wild. Per tradition, we’re launching our “Christmas Countdown” tracker here at the FFFW.

For that reason, we’re throwing in a few holiday GIFs in today’s issue!

Fridays left til Christmas: 9

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This or That Questions: Funeral Edition

Have some fun with your co-workers with these q’s.

1) Alkaline hydrolysis or flame cremation for disposition?
2) Preservative embalming or restorative art techniques?
3) Customized vinyl wraps for caskets or standard upholstery?
4) Direct burial with minimal preparation or extended viewing options?
5) Advanced embalming techniques: cavity embalming or injection points?
6) Public relations strategies: community outreach or grief support services?
7) Cemetery coordination: exhumations or disinterments?
8) Digital marketing for funeral services or traditional advertising methods?
9) Continuing education through NFDA courses or local workshops?
10) Virtual attendance for remote family and friends or in-person-only service?