Hack-Proof System Announced; Password Now Meets Requirements and Still Gets Written on a Post-It | FFFW 267
Welcome to February! Can you believe we're already into month 2 of 2026? I can already tell this year is going to fly by. And we want to...
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Director Claims He’s “Embracing Change”; Switches From Blue Pens to Black Pens | FFFW 266
Welp, we survived the first month of 2026. For some of us it meant our homes lost electric and our cars skated on ice. But -- if you’re...
Funeral Directors Can’t Quit Their Annual PSL Tradition
I’ve been living a double life. Most of you know me as the person who drops a weekly batch of funeral industry satire in the FFFW. But here’s...
“This or That” Funeral Edition: FFFW 158
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. After today there are only 9 Fridays left until Christmas! That’s wild. Per tradition, we’re...
BATESVILLE VAULTS CAN’T CONTAIN OUR GRATITUDE | FFFW #61
THANKFUL FOR YOU This is the last Friday before Thanksgiving. That means the next time I see you, both of our bellies will be full and all of...
Worst Hotel for Funeral Directors | FFFW #50
NOTE FROM THE WRITER Last week, you may or may not have noticed that there was not an FFFW. In the almost past year, we’ve only missed one...
Ever Since I Started Working With the Dead, My Life Has Improved
Caitlin Doughty’s day job as a mortician gives her a pretty macabre sense of humor and she shares stories from her life in an unusual work environment as well...