Director Claims He’s “Embracing Change”; Switches From Blue Pens to Black Pens | FFFW 266
Welp, we survived the first month of 2026. For some of us it meant our homes lost electric and our cars skated on ice. But -- if you’re...
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Funeral Directors Can’t Quit Their Annual PSL Tradition
I’ve been living a double life. Most of you know me as the person who drops a weekly batch of funeral industry satire in the FFFW. But here’s...
Two Funerals At The Same Time? | FFFW 235
Happy May, y’all! In my head, May is summer. Really, there are only two seasons: Summer and Winter. Spring and Fall are more like vibes than seasons. So,...
BATESVILLE VAULTS CAN’T CONTAIN OUR GRATITUDE | FFFW #61
THANKFUL FOR YOU This is the last Friday before Thanksgiving. That means the next time I see you, both of our bellies will be full and all of...
Worst Hotel for Funeral Directors | FFFW #50
NOTE FROM THE WRITER Last week, you may or may not have noticed that there was not an FFFW. In the almost past year, we’ve only missed one...
Why This TikToker Drinks Ashes | FFFW #22
HAPPY FEBRUARY The first full weekend of February is upon us. So in honor of this year’s second month, I’ve compiled the three best things in February! The...
Americans Skip The Mortician For Do-It-Yourself After-Death Care
Article from: Huffington Post A little over five years ago, Alison and Doug Kirk held their 9-year-old daughter's hand as she lay on a futon in their Nashville...