“I Don’t Wanna Make Toys, I Wanna Make Arrangements” Says Elf | FFFW 261
Christmas is so close! We are less than two weeks away. The timing of Christmas always feels odd, right? Like, most of the year it feels so far...
Christmas
12 Days of Funeral Christmas | FFFW 217
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the jokes and satire. Y’all! It’s the last Friday before Christmas! I couldn’t be happier about it....
Archaeologists May Have Found Jolly Old St. Nick’s Final Resting Place — and It’s Not at the North Pole
Let’s start out with an admission: Yes, of course we know Santa Claus is real. He wears a red suit and visits all the good boys and girls...
Tukios Offers Christmas Memorial Ornaments to Honor Loved Ones
OGDEN, Utah – Tukios is helping families remember loved ones during the holiday season with high-quality, customizable Christmas Memorial Ornaments. These meaningful ornaments are available for those with...
Santa’s Embalmer? | FFFW 164
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Happy December 1st! We’ve arrived at the jolliest month of the year. As you know,...
Should Your Funeral Home Celebrate Christmas? | FFFW 160
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Welcome to November! We’ve made it to the Christmas season. That’s right. As a famous...
A Funeral Home’s “Twas The Night Before Christmas” | FFFW 116
It’s issue 116 AND it’s the 16th?!?! WOAH!The 16th of December is an ordinary day like any other unless you're a fan of the number 16. In that...