Any given day in the life of an intrepid funeral director is likely to be jam-packed with unanticipated incidents requiring creative solutions. Workflow volume unpredictably already affects everything...
Einstein’s brain. Chopin’s heart and Beethoven’s skull. The right hand of St. John the Baptist (used to baptize Jesus) and finger bones of the apostle known as Doubting...
If your services include a final outfit for dressing the deceased, getting everything you need to do that in your hands as early as possible can eliminate a...
Crushed. Mummified. Skeletonized, or at any stage of decay; freshly dead or disarticulated by vermin such as rats or other animals… depending on the hoard and whether discovery...
I heard “funeral clowns” and envisioned the grim reaper’s hood with a red nose poking out. Something smiley with too many yellow fangs and a scarlet afro. A...
Graveyard dirt is exactly what it sounds like: dirt taken from a grave, often for the purpose of serving as an ingredient in spiritual and religious rites. It’s...
Posthumous prosecutions! We’re such a litigious people it’s almost believable of 2025 America, but no: this is another one of those incredible feats of folly that history holds...
The full moon gets blamed for all kinds of nonsense: spates of weirdness or bad luck, general craziness, psychosis. Busy emergency rooms. Increased fatalities. Freak accidents. People are...
Before cemeteries had gates and grave liners, the dead were protected from hell itself. This was necessary because Medieval Europeans believed that hell’s many front doors were literally...
Narrow subterranean corridors interlace for miles, linking vestibules, chambers, and hidden entrances. Ceilings and temperatures down here are chilly, and damp dimness pervades the disorienting, psychologically confrontational environment....