Goodbye for now… | FFFW 168
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Welcome to the last FFFW of 2023! That right- I’m not going to see you until next year. I hope you had a very merry Christmas and that you’re taking time to reflect on the year and we’re leaving behind and finding a few moments to dream of the year ahead.
We’re keeping today’s edition simple and sweet! Let’s get to it!
Fridays left til Christmas: 52
You’re Already Ahead with Homesteaders
Christmas came early for funeral homes who write business with Homesteaders. The preneed leader just announced a 60 basis point increase on new business, effective January 15. It’s one of the industry’s highest growth rate increases. Learn more.
2024 Predictions
Based on *extinsive study- I’ve developed a list of 2024 predictions that you can take to the bank. We’re giving it all away- the good, the bad, and the somewhat ugly.
1) Coffins have a big comeback- goodbye traditional caskets
2) Goldendoodles get dethroned by Aussiedoodles as the new hip grief dog
3) A Wyoming funeral home makes the news
4) A funeral product hits the TikTok shop
5) Local funeral directors will make negative comments every time they see their competitor’s billboards
You Otter Be Proud
- Demaine Funeral Home in Alexandria helps families plan for the future
- Homesteaders Honors Exceptional Employees
- Rockland County moves to improve, restore several abandoned cemeteries
See you next week! Happy New Year!
