What Type of Bread is Your Funeral Home? | FFFW 170

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On this day in 1939, “Timely Comics” (which became Marvel) was founded. So in honor of 85 years of comics and 10 years of good movies (RIP to the MCU), I’ve decided to present some funeral-esque names that I think could be great for a superhero.

1) The Casket Crusader
2) Guardian of the Grave
3) The Embalmer
4) Cremator
5) Hearse Hunter
6) Buddy the Super Doodle (Grief dog by day, vigilante by night)

What Type of Bread/Grain Product Is Your Deathcare Business?

What Type of Bread/Grain Product Is Your Deathcare Business?

Yourlastnamehere Funeral Home – The standard. The base. The classic. It’s giving WONDER BREAD.

Yourlastnamehere Mortuary – Bold. Yet traditional. Firm. It’s giving SOURDOUGH.

All Cemeteries – CHEWY GRANOLA BARS. No explanation needed.

Funeral Tech Companies – New. Edgy. Clean. It’s giving GLUTEN FREE MINI TORTILLAS.

Any French Deathcare Business – BAGUETTE

Green Burial Funeral Homes/Eco Friendly Vendors – ORGANIC VEGAN RYE BREAD ROLLS (personally baked by Al Gore)