A New Embalming Product? | FFFW 177

ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News March 1, 2024

A New Embalming Product? | FFFW 177

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire.

Happy March 1st! We’re in the last third of the first quarter and I’m feeling good. Let’s get it rolling!

Did you know Facebook Live videos don’t appear in Google Search?

This means going live on Facebook does not help you reach more people organically. Thankfully MemoryShare solves this problem.

All you need to do is create a service in your MemoryShare portal, use our app to record or livestream and keep your videos directly inside your obituary page.


In 30 seconds you increased traffic and leads to your website, created generational value for a family, and gained a competitive edge in your market.

See how MemoryShare helps funeral home call volume.

Flex Seal Embalming Magic?

Hey funeral directors, are you tired of using several different tools and concoctions to do your embalming? Well, be tired no more! Flex Seal Embalming Magic*** is here for you with our new all-purpose embalming magic fluid.

Now, some will ask, “Isn’t this just normal Flex Seal?” and we say, “YES, it is, but that doesn’t it any worse of a product. It does make you more of a loser for asking.”

Need to fill body cavities? Flex Seal Embalming Magic does that!

Need to fill a face? Flex Seal Embalming Magic does that!

Need to do makeup? Our new multi-colored Flex Seal Embalming Magic can do that too!

No need to buy any more embalming chemicals. Flex Seal Embalming Magic has all you need!

*** Yeah, this is not a real product. The author’s a liar.


If you click the right answer you’ll get a GIF of a puppy. If you click wrong, you’ll get something else.

How expensive is the highest-priced casket on Amazon?

A) $1,999
B) $3,999
C) $5,999

You Otter Be Proud

Here are some good things going on in the profession.

  1. Nick Gerhart Appointed Homesteaders COO
  2. Funeral director says preplanning helps families at a time of loss
  3. Rockland County moves to improve, restore several abandoned cemeteries