New Funeral Blockbuster??? | FFFW 139
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. knock knockWho’s there? CasketCasket who? knock knockWho’s there? CasketCasket who? knock knockWho’s there? Urn Urn????...
Summer Kickoff Super Duper Deep Dive Bash | FFFW 138
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire.It’s issue 138, and it’s our last issue of May. The way I see it, Summer...
The Best Way for Funeral Directors to Gamble | FFFW 137
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire.Happy May 19th! Today is a day filled with excitement and anticipation as people around the...
WORST MOTHER’S DAY SALE | FFFW 136
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Happy May 12th! Today marks an important day for many reasons - it's National Limerick...
A Dr. Seuss Funeral CLASSIC! | FFFW 135
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. May is HERE. This is big news for me because I’m of the belief that...
New Funeral Director Children’s Book | FFFW 134
It’s our final April issue for 2023. My first April issue was allergies- badum tss! That’s a good one, and that's the high level of comedic value that...
The Term “Funeral Director” is Out of Style | FFFW 133
April 21st is “Big Word Day!” so I searched around and found some.“Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" is the longest word in the English language, and according to ChatGPT, “thanatopraxy” is one...
New Slushie Urns | FFFW 132
Let’s get started with “This Day in History.” On this day in 1912, the Titanic hit an iceberg that caused her to sink. Wow, that is kind of...
New Batesville Urn? | FFFW 131
On April 7th, 1827, the first-ever match was sold. That’s wild. I thought matches had existed for like thousands of years! I guess not. So all those westerns...
How to Handle Summer Interns | FFFW 130
Wow, 130 issues ago- I never thought we’d reach 130 issues. Y’all got me feeling all fuzzy inside. I’m crying a bit. I need tissues. I need tissues...