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The Best Way for Funeral Directors to Gamble | FFFW 137

May 19, 2023 Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire.Happy May 19th! Today is a day filled with excitement and anticipation as people around the...

Eli Gable

WORST MOTHER’S DAY SALE | FFFW 136

May 12, 2023 Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. Happy May 12th! Today marks an important day for many reasons - it's National Limerick...

Eli Gable

A Dr. Seuss Funeral CLASSIC! | FFFW 135

May 5, 2023 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap 0 Comments

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. May is HERE. This is big news for me because I’m of the belief that...

Eli Gable

New Funeral Director Children’s Book | FFFW 134

April 28, 2023 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

It’s our final April issue for 2023. My first April issue was allergies- badum tss! That’s a good one, and that's the high level of comedic value that...

Eli Gable

The Term “Funeral Director” is Out of Style | FFFW 133

April 21, 2023 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

April 21st is “Big Word Day!” so I searched around and found some.“Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" is the longest word in the English language, and according to ChatGPT, “thanatopraxy” is one...

Eli Gable

New Slushie Urns | FFFW 132

April 14, 2023 Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

Let’s get started with “This Day in History.” On this day in 1912, the Titanic hit an iceberg that caused her to sink. Wow, that is kind of...

Eli Gable

New Batesville Urn? | FFFW 131

April 7, 2023 Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

On April 7th, 1827, the first-ever match was sold. That’s wild. I thought matches had existed for like thousands of years! I guess not. So all those westerns...

Eli Gable

How to Handle Summer Interns | FFFW 130

March 31, 2023 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

Wow, 130 issues ago- I never thought we’d reach 130 issues. Y’all got me feeling all fuzzy inside. I’m crying a bit. I need tissues. I need tissues...

Eli Gable

Funeral Home Exposes College Basketball | FFFW 129

March 24, 2023 ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

It’s issue 129, and we’re feeling fine. We got some gifs and giggles lined up just for you today. Here’s a fun fact- it’s National Cheesesteak Day. Make no...

Eli Gable

Sports Movies for Funeral Pros | FFFW 128

March 16, 2023 Funeral Industry News 0 Comments

Well, yesterday kicked off the big March tournament. Aaaand my bracket is already busted. I’m currently dead last in my pool, and I’m getting beat by my buddies...

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