The Term “Funeral Director” is Out of Style | FFFW 133
April 21st is “Big Word Day!” so I searched around and found some.
“Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis” is the longest word in the English language, and according to ChatGPT, “thanatopraxy” is one of the longer more exciting words in the funeral profession.
So that’s cool.
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New Titles for “Funeral Director”
Spring is all about bringing in some new stuff. It’s a time of growth and life. So in honor of that, I’ve developed a list of 25 alternative titles you can use instead of “funeral director.”
Final Farewell Facilitator
Rigor Mortis Remediator
Last Rites Ruler
There you go! Hope you find one you like!
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