Worst Hotel for Funeral Directors | FFFW #50
NOTE FROM THE WRITER Last week, you may or may not have noticed that there was not an FFFW. In the almost past year, we’ve only missed one...
Amazon Sells EXPENSIVE Urns and Pecan Pie is So Last Month | FFFW #49
HAPPY RADIO DAY That’s right, it’s National Radio Day. Though to me this seems like bizarre recognition, there might be someone who really loves it. Like, I know...
The Cure to a Bad Day and it’s Friday the 13th! | FFFW #48
HAPPY FRIDAY… THE 13th!!!! Today is a day filled with superstitions, folklore, and weird stuff. I remember as a kid, this was one of my least favorite days...
Sporks, Back to school, and a Cute Puppy | FFFW #47
BACK TO SCHOOL For many families across the U S of A, this time of year means the kids are getting back in class and fall sports/activities are...
Funeral Directors Should Play Dodgeball in the Olympics | FFFW #46
OLYMPICS BABY This month we kicked off the 2021… well “2020” Olympics. Aaaand, I realized I haven’t covered it at all here on the FFFW. Now, we all...
CHRISTMAS IN JULY | FFFW #45
TIS THE SEASON This morning I started getting hit with Christmas ads, videos, and emails. I thought to myself, “This is crazy, it's only July!” Then I remembered-...
Green Burial Gets a Rebrand | FFFW #44
THIS DAY IN HISTORY Batman: The Dark Knight Rises premieres in New York, capping off one of the greatest trilogies in superhero movie history. Do you know who...
BEST FUNERAL GIFS! | FFFW #43
HAPPY NINTH OF JULY Everyone loves the fourth; we light up the sky, blow things up, grill hot dogs, and wear Old Navy t-shirts for that day every...
JULY 4TH SPECIAL | FFFW #42
INDEPENDENCE DAY I know, today’s the 2nd, not the 4th. However, this is the FRIDAY Funeral Fast Wrap, not the Sunday Sepulture Swift Roll. Anyway, regardless of the...
HOW TO SEEM REALLY COOL TO YOUNG EMPLOYEES | FFFW #41
SHOUTOUT TO AMELIA On this day in 1928, Amelia Earhart became the first woman to fly over the Atlantic Ocean. Obviously, she was a baller and did some...