SHOULD HEARSES HAVE ANTLERS? | FFFW #62
NOTE: I’m writing this early because I normally write it on Thursdays, and well, this Thursday was Thanksgiving. So, if any world-changing events have occurred in the past...
BATESVILLE VAULTS CAN’T CONTAIN OUR GRATITUDE | FFFW #61
THANKFUL FOR YOU This is the last Friday before Thanksgiving. That means the next time I see you, both of our bellies will be full and all of...
HOW FUNERAL HOMES CAN DOMINATE DURING THE HOLIDAYS | FFFW #60
CHEERS TO STUNTS On this day in 1910, the first movie stunt occurred. This stunt involved a man jumping from a hot-air balloon into the Hudson River. Pretty...
Best Suits For Funeral Directors | FFFW #59
THE HOLIDAYS ARE UPON US I know some think it’s too early to really start celebrating the holidays. To those people, let me say- I disagree! The FFFW...
BATESVILLE PUMPKINS? | FFFW #58
HAPPY HALLOWEEN Y’all, it is time for Halloween! Many communities will be trick-or-treating this weekend, while you’ll be getting several comments about how every day is spooky for...
NFDA POST GAME REVIEW | FFFW #57
BACK TO THE GRIND By now, most NFDA attendees have left Music City and are back to the daily routine of funeral home life. Nashville was a blast...
NFDA 2021 PRESHOW | FFFW #56
ENJOY THE NORMAL I just realized it’s almost the holiday season. See, next week NFDA begins, and then just a week later we have Halloween, and then BAM...
NFDA COVID BADGES? WHAT?| FFFW #55
HERE WE GO PALINDROMES I woke up this morning and realized that it’s issue 55. A fun fact about the number 55 is that it is a palindromic...
Alkaline Hydrolysis Must Be Stopped | FFFW #54
The McRib is Coming Back It was just announced that the McRib will be making its way back on the McDonalds menu beginning November 1st! This is fantastic...
This Funeral Home Doesn’t Want You To Be Vaxxed | FFFW #53
I’M WEARING A JACKET! Y’all, I’m currently wearing layers as I’m writing this. The fact that I can now wear long sleeves, jackets, and other stuff is good...