Alkaline Hydrolysis Must Be Stopped | FFFW #54
The McRib is Coming Back It was just announced that the McRib will be making its way back on the McDonalds menu beginning November 1st! This is fantastic...
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Drinkable DNA & Tombstone Fudge | 4M #2
Welcome to the second edition of Morticians’ Monday Morning Mashup, where we’ll serve up bite-sized, easily-digestible nuggets of the deathcare news you need to crush conversations during the...
This Funeral Home Doesn’t Want You To Be Vaxxed | FFFW #53
I’M WEARING A JACKET! Y’all, I’m currently wearing layers as I’m writing this. The fact that I can now wear long sleeves, jackets, and other stuff is good...
Pancake-Sized Clots & Back-From-the-Dead Blooms | 4M #1
Welcome to the first edition of Morticians’ Monday Morning Mashup (aka 4M), where we’ll serve up bite-sized, easily-digestible nuggets of the deathcare news you need to know to...
BATESVILLE NEEDS TO BREAK THIS RECORD + IT’S OUR BIRTHDAY | FFFW #52
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I have some exciting news for you lovely people today. This is our 52nd edition of the FFFW, which means we’ve been pushing GIFs and goodness...
International Death Toll: Black Death, Spanish Flu, and COVID-19
The challenge to deal with excessive death on a practical level has been met before. You’d expect that humanity, having weathered the Black Plague and Spanish Flu, would...
Worst Hotel for Funeral Directors | FFFW #50
NOTE FROM THE WRITER Last week, you may or may not have noticed that there was not an FFFW. In the almost past year, we’ve only missed one...