Bee Gees + Spider-Man + Danny DeVito | FFFW #70
On This Day In History On this day in 1978, the Bee Gees’ 1978 album, “Saturday Night Fever,” went number one, where it stayed for 24 weeks, ushering...
Can Funeral Directors Work From Home? + Awful Marketing Ideas| FFFW #69
WE’RE BACK! Happy Friday the 14th! People are superstitious about Friday the 13th, so maybe today should be extra great. Why? Because we escaped the 13th being a...
FLYING GOATS + 2022 GOALS | FFFW #68
WE’RE BACK! We’ve arrived in 2022! Which first, let me state, it needs to be pronounced “twenty twenty-two,” none of this “two-thousand” stuff has any place in my...
THE BEST OF FUNERAL STUFF 2021 | FFFW #67
HEY, IT’S NEW YEAR’S EVE It’s the very last day of 2022. I don’t know about you, but this year has been very tough for me personally. It’s...
It’s Christmas Eve | FFFW #66
Tomorrow’s Christmas Like it’s actually here. Can you believe it? Since it’s a special day, we wanted to make this a special edition of the FFFW. We gotta...
Ugly Ties and Flying Humans! | FFFW #65
THE WRIGHT TIME They say Red Bull gives you wings… I don’t know about that. Normally it gives me the shakes and a case of heartburn. What I...
Star Wars + Terrible Funeral Christmas Songs! | FFFW #64
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Today is a special day! On this day in 1971, Lucasfilms Ltd was founded. This was George Lucas’s production company that brought us many great films...
HOW TO RESPOND TO BAD NEWS AS FUNERAL PROFESSIONALS|FFFW #63
WE MADE IT TO DECEMBER AND PALINDROMES Can you believe that we’re in the final month of 2021? I know people always say this, but this year has...
SHOULD HEARSES HAVE ANTLERS? | FFFW #62
NOTE: I’m writing this early because I normally write it on Thursdays, and well, this Thursday was Thanksgiving. So, if any world-changing events have occurred in the past...
BATESVILLE VAULTS CAN’T CONTAIN OUR GRATITUDE | FFFW #61
THANKFUL FOR YOU This is the last Friday before Thanksgiving. That means the next time I see you, both of our bellies will be full and all of...