The Sparky Sharky Special | FFFW #97
It’s Shark Week, baby! To me, this whole week is a holiday. As I’m typing this, I’m watching a rerun of Brad Paisley’s Shark Special from 2021. See,...
IS AI TAKING OVER FUNERALS? | FFFW #96
It’s officially LATE July. Can you believe that? I think that’s the number one thing that makes me feel old. See, I used to think adults always brought...
Saved By The Bayside Mortuary Service | FFFW #95
This has been an ‘80s summer. With Top Gun, Kate Bush, and Metalica all topping their own charts, it’s easy to see that we’ve gone back a few...
A Few Laughs For The Summer | FFFW #94
We made it to the weekend after the Holiday weekend. This is the weekend where you spend the whole time either saying “Can you believe the 4th was...
Best Candy for Funeral Pros | FFFW #93
Did you hear about the funeral employee that dressed semi-casual AND was lazy?A real slacker. Be Positive Do your online reviews mirror the positive reputation you’ve earned in...
Funniest Funerals | FFFW #92
Hey, why didn’t the funeral director just give the family a free casket?Because some things have to be “URNED.” Get Your Competition Slippin! Have you considered launching a...
What Does the Internet Say about Funeral Directors | FFFW #91
Why is Friday a happy day?Because the next day is a “sadder-day.” Close more price shoppers without being pushy! Don’t let price shoppers slip through the cracks. Capture...
The Economy is Wrecked- Here’s How to Survive the Summer | FFFW #90
Wow, wow, wow! We have reached issue 90. Can you believe it? We’ve done this 90 times! Now, this publication has changed a little bit through the weeks...
The Biggest Problems Facing Funeral Professionals | FFFW #89
We made it to June! Most importantly for me- we made it to June 3rd, aka my birthday. So today is extra special for me. Not only did...
FFFW #88
Do you ever get a song stuck in your head and it just WON’T go away? That happened to me twice yesterday, and I even tried listening to...