Sporks, Back to school, and a Cute Puppy | FFFW #47
BACK TO SCHOOL For many families across the U S of A, this time of year means the kids are getting back in class and fall sports/activities are...
Funeral Directors Should Play Dodgeball in the Olympics | FFFW #46
OLYMPICS BABY This month we kicked off the 2021… well “2020” Olympics. Aaaand, I realized I haven’t covered it at all here on the FFFW. Now, we all...
CHRISTMAS IN JULY | FFFW #45
TIS THE SEASON This morning I started getting hit with Christmas ads, videos, and emails. I thought to myself, “This is crazy, it's only July!” Then I remembered-...
Green Burial Gets a Rebrand | FFFW #44
THIS DAY IN HISTORY Batman: The Dark Knight Rises premieres in New York, capping off one of the greatest trilogies in superhero movie history. Do you know who...
BEST FUNERAL GIFS! | FFFW #43
HAPPY NINTH OF JULY Everyone loves the fourth; we light up the sky, blow things up, grill hot dogs, and wear Old Navy t-shirts for that day every...
JULY 4TH SPECIAL | FFFW #42
INDEPENDENCE DAY I know, today’s the 2nd, not the 4th. However, this is the FRIDAY Funeral Fast Wrap, not the Sunday Sepulture Swift Roll. Anyway, regardless of the...
HOW TO SEEM REALLY COOL TO YOUNG EMPLOYEES | FFFW #41
SHOUTOUT TO AMELIA On this day in 1928, Amelia Earhart became the first woman to fly over the Atlantic Ocean. Obviously, she was a baller and did some...
How Aliens Could Impact Funerals | FFFW #40
OUR MID-LIFE CRISIS Forty weeks, baby! We’ve been going at this for 40 weeks! In my opinion, that’s worth celebrating. That being said, I don’t quite understand why...
SUMMER SPECTACULAR | FFFW #39
HAPPY JUNE Summer is officially here. Well, not officially by the world’s standards, but by FFFW standards - it’s officially here! Now summer is the Friday of the...
Wheels, Cadavers, and Ninja Turtles? | FFFW #38
MAKE TODAY AWESOME! Two things: One: Whenever I'm writing these FFFW's I often search for "this day in history" articles to write the section you're reading now. So,...