Best Memorial Slideshow Transitions | FFFW 249

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Director Quietly Regrets Letting Teen Intern Control Slideshow Transitions

MILLBROOK, OH — What began as a touching life celebration quickly spiraled into a dizzying spectacle Friday after 17-year-old funeral home intern Kyle Benson was put in charge of slideshow transitions.

Eyewitnesses reported that the tribute video for beloved grandmother Shirley Watkins started innocently enough with the classic “fade to black,” but by the third photo the screen was already spinning like a slot machine in Las Vegas.

“It felt less like a memorial and more like a PowerPoint from a middle school science fair,” said funeral director Paula Knox, who admitted she regretted delegating the task. “Every time a new picture appeared, I braced myself. One minute we’re mourning Shirley, the next we’re all watching her wedding photo get launched into space with a ‘Star Wipe.’”

Family members tried to remain composed as solemn hymns clashed with jarring sound effects — including an audible “boing!” as Shirley’s portrait bounced onto the screen. “She was a vibrant woman,” said grandson Jeremy Watkins. “But I don’t think she wanted her high school photo revealed via flaming text explosion.”

Kyle, meanwhile, remained unapologetic. “I was just trying to keep it lit,” he said, adding that he had several unreleased effects — including a 3D flying pig GIF — queued up if the service had run longer.

Sources confirm the funeral home will be returning to “dignified crossfade only” policy effective immediately.