Owner Promises “Things Will Slow Down Next Week” for 11th Consecutive Week | FFFW 291
Welcome to 06/24/26! Today is the only Friday this month that is all even numbers, and yes, people in my life tell me it's weird that I think...
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Funeral Home Owner Shocked Intern Doesn’t Know Shark Week Starts Monday | FFFW 290
Welcome back to the funeral profession's only weekly dose of satire, fun, and otter GIFs. If you are reading this then you are blessed- you have made it...
Local Funeral Director Makes “6-7” Jokes to Relate with Interns; They Remain Unimpressed | FFFW 287
Is June actually almost over? How? It just began! We are flying through 2026 with a vengeance but man, I'm having a blast this summer. And June has...
Director Gets Yellow Card | FFFW 285
Can you see what I'm seeing? I'm seeing a nice weekend right around the corner! It's waiting for you! It's summer, baseball is going on, the World Cup...
Director Announces Casual Summer Dress Code, Immediately Regrets Seeing Everyone’s Knees | FFFW 284
Can you believe it? We've made it to June! Summer is now in full swing, and popsicle companies are probably rejoicing.Think about it- imagine how much sales go...
Director Says He’s Finally Delegating, Then Stands Three Feet Away From Person He Delegated To | FFFW 283
We have reached the end of May! This means Summer is officially here in just a couple of days.“But, no! Summer doesn’t begin until June 21st…” - You...
Heat Wave Replaces Crematory | FFFW 242
I think we’re nearing the end of this heatwave, and that's plenty of reason to celebrate - so celebrate we shall. Also, this is the last Friday of...