Funeral Director Uses Funeral Procession to Cut Entire School Pickup Line | FFFW 294
Howdy y'all! Welcome back to the Friday Funeral Fast Wrap. For 5 and a half years, we've been cranking out satire, GIFs, and weekend vibes each and every...
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Funeral Home Employee Asks if It’s Finally “Socially Acceptable” to Put Up Christmas Decorations | FFFW 292
Guys, it is the last Friday in July! Can you believe it? We are about to enter the 8th month of the year! 2026 is going by so...
Owner Promises “Things Will Slow Down Next Week” for 11th Consecutive Week | FFFW 291
Welcome to 06/24/26! Today is the only Friday this month that is all even numbers, and yes, people in my life tell me it's weird that I think...
Local Funeral Director Makes “6-7” Jokes to Relate with Interns; They Remain Unimpressed | FFFW 287
Is June actually almost over? How? It just began! We are flying through 2026 with a vengeance but man, I'm having a blast this summer. And June has...
Funeral Home Owner Forced To Broker Peace Over Breakroom TV As World Cup Watchers Clash With Breaking News Addicts | FFFW 286
Happy Friday! We all know that it’s been summer for several weeks now, but according to calendars and scientists, this is our last weekend of Spring, and Summer...
Director Gets Yellow Card | FFFW 285
Can you see what I'm seeing? I'm seeing a nice weekend right around the corner! It's waiting for you! It's summer, baseball is going on, the World Cup...
Director Says He’s Finally Delegating, Then Stands Three Feet Away From Person He Delegated To | FFFW 283
We have reached the end of May! This means Summer is officially here in just a couple of days.“But, no! Summer doesn’t begin until June 21st…” - You...