Funeral Home Adds Second TV for Productivity, Immediately Becomes Less Productive | FFFW 274
Can you hear that? It's the sirens of the weekend whispering your name. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SOUND! We're here to get you into your weekend zone with some...
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New Cremator Installed; Owner Somehow More Excited Than When Grandkids Were Born | FFFW 273
Welcome to the weekend! This article exists because I firmly belive that Fridays are the BEST day of the week no matter what. Honestly- it's not even close....
Director Says “Let’s Circle Back,” Accidentally Condemns Staff to Endless Meeting | FFFW 272
Can you feel that? It's the sweet sensation of the weekend approaching. Let's never forget -- the weekend is AWESOME, and that means Fridays are amazing. We've been...
Director Says He’s “Tapped Into Youth Culture” After Saying “6-7” Twice | FFFW 270
Hey y’all! Welcome back to the FFFW, where we give you a weekly dose of funeral fun, satire, and some occasional otter gifs. Let’s go! New monthly newsletter!...
Funeral Home Adds “Olympic Podium” to Lobby for “Employee Recognition” | FFFW 269
Happy Friday, y’all! There are just a couple of days left of the Winter Olympics. And if you’re like me, you’re hooked. I’ve been looking into curling clubs,...
Hack-Proof System Announced; Password Now Meets Requirements and Still Gets Written on a Post-It | FFFW 267
Welcome to February! Can you believe we're already into month 2 of 2026? I can already tell this year is going to fly by. And we want to...
“We’re Going Paperless,” Owner Says While Printing the Email About Going Paperless | FFFW 265
Happy Friday! We are halfway through January and I'm feeling great about it. The daylight is getting a little longer, and we're between seasonal warmth and cold snaps...