Pimp my HEARSE? | FFFW #32
DEATH TO WINTER I just realized that we never celebrated winter ending here on the FFFW. But, I’m looking outside my window and seeing how awesome it is,...
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This TikToker Loves His Doves | FFFW #31
A SPECIAL WEEK On this day in 1967, the first Boeing 737 took flight, forever changing aviation history. Likewise, we’re about to BLAST OFF and get this weekend...
Easter + April Fools Spectacular | FFFW #30
A SPECIAL WEEK This week has two special days, both April Fool’s Day and Easter! Now, I don’t know if many weeks have more than one generally recognized...
This O.G. Embalming Text Is The Ultimate Guide to Mummification
Last week’s Friday Funeral Fast Wrap included a cartoon illustrating one of the dangers of offering services personalized to “fit every individual and family” … Oddly enough (we...
It’s Been a Year, Now We Need HAWKS! | FFFW #28
IT’S BEEN A WHOLE YEAR Remember back when the world decided to take a two week pause to stop the spread of COVID-19? Well, the past twelve months...
Attack of the Mummy Cats! | FFFW #27
Happy Belated Yesterday was National Funeral Director and Mortician Recognition Day. However, here at the FFFW, we try to celebrate our readers on a weekly basis. So, let’s...
Pigeons, Mustaches, and Good News! | FFFW #26
I WISH IT WERE THURSDAY That’s right; you know how much I adore Fridays. I believe that even if you love your job, or even if it’s not...