This Funeral Home Merch SLAPS | FFFW #99

We’re aging like fine wine. If we were pork, we’d be divine swine because we make Friday’s the best times. The pleasure- it’s all mine. Every week we come like Santa sledding through the mighty pines just to make sure you smile before you say nighty-night. Next week we’re gonna celebrate and have ourselves a good time. But why not start today? It’s issue ninety-nine.

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BLESS YOUR EARDRUMS WITH SOME GOOD GOOD

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YOUR FUNERAL HOME NEEDS MERCH

One of my favorite things in the world is brands that you wouldn’t even think of as merchandising brands with the best merch in the world. For example, KFC has the best merch ever. So, why shouldn’t funeral homes?

That being said- I created five merch items for you to spark some creativity.

The normy. This is level one. The bare-minimum.

Add the logo. This is now a good shirt.

The tie-dye. It’s no longer a good shirt, but it shows creativity. People might even call it “edgy.”

The wolf shirt. I want y’all to sell this so bad. You don’t even need a logo on it. The wolf shirt speaks for itself. New mot for you- fewer flowers, more wolves.