Friday Funeral Fast Wrap
Director Says He’s “Tapped Into Youth Culture” After Saying “6-7” Twice | FFFW 270
Hey y’all! Welcome back to the FFFW, where we give you a weekly dose of funeral fun, satire, and some...
Read moreDetailsFuneral Home Adds “Olympic Podium” to Lobby for “Employee Recognition” | FFFW 269
Happy Friday, y’all! There are just a couple of days left of the Winter Olympics. And if you’re like me,...
Read moreDetailsHack-Proof System Announced; Password Now Meets Requirements and Still Gets Written on a Post-It | FFFW 267
Welcome to February! Can you believe we're already into month 2 of 2026? I can already tell this year is...
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Director Claims He’s “Embracing Change”; Switches From Blue Pens to Black Pens | FFFW 266
Welp, we survived the first month of 2026. For some of us it meant our homes lost electric and our...
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“We’re Going Paperless,” Owner Says While Printing the Email About Going Paperless | FFFW 265
Happy Friday! We are halfway through January and I'm feeling great about it. The daylight is getting a little longer,...
Read moreDetailsFatal Typing Error Causes Disaster | FFFW 264
Hey guys! It feels like it’s been 1000 days since Christmas, right? How does that work? Time is a wild...
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Owner Buys New Scheduling Software; Staff Continues Using the Same Sticky Note | FFFW 263
We made it to our first issue of 2026! This is now our 6th calendar year of writing this silly...
Read moreDetailsChristmas Spectacular | FFFW 262
Guys! It is here! This is our last issue before Christmas. You know how much I love this week and...
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“I Don’t Wanna Make Toys, I Wanna Make Arrangements” Says Elf | FFFW 261
Christmas is so close! We are less than two weeks away. The timing of Christmas always feels odd, right? Like,...
Read moreDetailsWelcome to December | FFFW 259
Welcome to December! I forgot to get our holiday counter going this year- but it’s never too late to start!...
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