Life Celebration Causes Military Action | FFFW 124

ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News February 17, 2023

Life Celebration Causes Military Action | FFFW 124

124 is a fun number. Why? Because each number in the sequence doubles to the next one. So that’s dope! In the same way, I hope your enjoyment of Fridays doubles with each new issue of the FFFW. Let’s get rolling!

Homesteaders Makes It Rain?

What’s better than a 25 bps increase in growth on your preneed block? A 30 bps increase! Homesteaders is excited to announce one of the industry’s highest growth rate increases – an average of 30 bps on all new business, beginning March 15. Learn more.

BREAKING NEWS: Unidentified Flying Objects Are Actually Balloons From Life Celebration

“We thought they just disappeared.”
– John Smith, Smith Funeral Brothers

What some thought was a Chinese Spy balloon turned out to be the latest offering from the Smith Brothers’ “Full Service Memorial” package.


Fired on the spot. Be more clever.

You Otter Be Proud

1) Meet Your Business: Allen owns Abrazo Funeral Home and Cremation
2) Dean Lambert to Retire After Nearly 25 Years with Homesteaders
3) Cemetery restoration expert helps honor Lowcountry veterans