We’re aging like fine wine. If we were pork, we’d be divine swine because we make Friday’s the best times. The pleasure- it’s all mine. Every week we come like Santa sledding through the mighty pines just to make sure you smile before you say nighty-night. Next week we’re gonna celebrate and have ourselves a good time. But why not start today? It’s issue ninety-nine.
*DROPS MIC ON YOUR INBOX
BLESS YOUR EARDRUMS WITH SOME GOOD GOOD
Our friend, Tyler Yamasaki (Parting Pro), has launched a brand-spanking-new podcast focused on showcasing unique perspectives inside the death care space. Check out the fresh episodes TODAY!
https://www.directcremation.com
YOUR FUNERAL HOME NEEDS MERCH
One of my favorite things in the world is brands that you wouldn’t even think of as merchandising brands with the best merch in the world. For example, KFC has the best merch ever. So, why shouldn’t funeral homes?
That being said- I created five merch items for you to spark some creativity.
The normy. This is level one. The bare-minimum.
Add the logo. This is now a good shirt.
The tie-dye. It’s no longer a good shirt, but it shows creativity. People might even call it “edgy.”
The wolf shirt. I want y’all to sell this so bad. You don’t even need a logo on it. The wolf shirt speaks for itself. New mot for you- fewer flowers, more wolves.
COMIC OF THE WEEK
With the school year starting, it’s important to remember that most mortuary students are now females.
You Otter Be Proud
- How You Can Help Your Loved Ones by Planning Your Funeral Arrangements
- J.J. Watt to help pay for funeral so Houston woman can keep her Texans gear
- Rollings Funeral Service Announces Addition of Pennsylvania Funeral Home
