HAPPY FRIDAY… THE 13th!!!!
Today is a day filled with superstitions, folklore, and weird stuff. I remember as a kid, this was one of my least favorite days of school. Why? Because I get spooked easily and I was overly defensive about how non-superstitious I was. So, this day traditionally meant that I would hear freaky stories, and then a chubby little version of myself would rant about how the whole thing’s fake and ultimately be a buzzkill. However, I ain’t that little kid anymore- I’m a full-grown boy. So, we’re reclaiming this day and we’re going to make this Friday the 13th AWESOME. We got GIFs, games, and good news. So hang on tight and get ready to spook yourself with happiness. LET’S GO!
GAME TIME!
A blue whale can weigh up to 352,739 lbs. Approximately, how many Batesville “classic Gold” metal caskets would it take to equal that same weight?
a) 1,038
b) 1,138
c) 2,838
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HOW TO GET THROUGH THE SLUMPS
We all have days when we just aren’t feeling it. That’s okay, you’re allowed to be human and not feel perfect all the time.That being said, sometimes all you need is a good laugh or smile to push you through and get you through the work day. Here are a few videos (all under a minute long) that are guaranteed to make you chuckle and give your mind a little break.
I Do Parkour (bleeped version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z156JMj4v0
Duck Army
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHc288IPFzk
Garbage Can takes Out Kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJnwa9xvqMg
Wimpy Goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV_3qx-oBms
How to Escape the Cops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhRnOQ05hxA
There you go. Just come back to these when you’re having a “grave” day.
COMIC OF THE WEEK
Kernmunial cremation.
YOU OTTER BE PROUD
Let’s be honest, our profession gets a lot of negative press, so we’ve searched the internet to find stories of funeral things getting respect and doing great things!
1)10 Ways Sextons and Senators Have Historically Defended Corpses and Their Rights
2) Tech can’t solve death. But startups increasingly want to help with what comes after
3) New memorial helps deal with child loss
