Director Says He’s “Tapped Into Youth Culture” After Saying “6-7” Twice | FFFW 270
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$90 Coffins & Funeral Trains | 4M #229
Welcome to the two-hundred-and-twenty-ninth edition of Morticians’ Monday Morning Mashup, 4M #229, where we’ll serve up bite-sized, easily-digestible nuggets of the deathcare news you need to crush conversations...
Funeral Home Adds “Olympic Podium” to Lobby for “Employee Recognition” | FFFW 269
Happy Friday, y’all! There are just a couple of days left of the Winter Olympics. And if you’re like me, you’re hooked. I’ve been looking into curling clubs,...
Funeral Home Uses Luge System for Body Transport | FFFW 268
It’s Friday, baby. The phones are ringing, the coffee is doing its ministry, and somewhere a stapler is missing for the third time today. Welcome back to the...
Pig Pickins & Odd Laws | 4M #227
Welcome to the two-hundred-and-twenty-seventh edition of Morticians’ Monday Morning Mashup, 4M #227, where we’ll serve up bite-sized, easily-digestible nuggets of the deathcare news you need to crush conversations...
Hack-Proof System Announced; Password Now Meets Requirements and Still Gets Written on a Post-It | FFFW 267
Welcome to February! Can you believe we're already into month 2 of 2026? I can already tell this year is going to fly by. And we want to...
Director Claims He’s “Embracing Change”; Switches From Blue Pens to Black Pens | FFFW 266
Welp, we survived the first month of 2026. For some of us it meant our homes lost electric and our cars skated on ice. But -- if you’re...