Urn Basil & Verboten Stroopwafel | 4M #4
Welcome to the fourth edition of Morticians’ Monday Morning Mashup, where we’ll serve up bite-sized, easily-digestible nuggets of the deathcare news you need to crush conversations in the...
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NFDA COVID BADGES? WHAT?| FFFW #55
HERE WE GO PALINDROMES I woke up this morning and realized that it’s issue 55. A fun fact about the number 55 is that it is a palindromic...
Alkaline Hydrolysis Must Be Stopped | FFFW #54
The McRib is Coming Back It was just announced that the McRib will be making its way back on the McDonalds menu beginning November 1st! This is fantastic...
This Funeral Home Doesn’t Want You To Be Vaxxed | FFFW #53
I’M WEARING A JACKET! Y’all, I’m currently wearing layers as I’m writing this. The fact that I can now wear long sleeves, jackets, and other stuff is good...
Cheerleaders Find, Like, Literal Skeletons in the Closet
What's the oddest thing you've found in an old closet? For some young Texas cheerleaders, the answer is literal skeletons. As the buildings formerly used by the Independent...
Pancake-Sized Clots & Back-From-the-Dead Blooms | 4M #1
Welcome to the first edition of Morticians’ Monday Morning Mashup (aka 4M), where we’ll serve up bite-sized, easily-digestible nuggets of the deathcare news you need to know to...
International Death Toll: Black Death, Spanish Flu, and COVID-19
The challenge to deal with excessive death on a practical level has been met before. You’d expect that humanity, having weathered the Black Plague and Spanish Flu, would...