Santa is a Funeral Director | FFFW 115
On this day in 1965, Charlie Brown Christmas aired for the first time ever. And wow, for a depressing cartoon featuring jazz music- people loved and still love it (myself included).
See, I think that special captures something very true- happy things aren’t automatically going to be happy; it takes work and a look at the truest things.
Or… it takes a GIF of a dog. And that’s what we have!
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Hey, Mrs.Weber left us a plate of cookies. Should I eat them all?
“Go Ahead; It’s Christmas.”
Why Santa Should Get a Job as a Funeral Director
- With elf labor, he could make a killing on product.
He wouldn’t even have to pay that much for inventory. Those guys will work for cookies while humans have to be paid money and stuff. - His pick-ups would be super-efficient.
If he can give gifts to every kid in the world in one night, he can definitely do a 30-minute turnaround on some warm bodies. - He’ll outlive all the competition.
The dude is basically a deity. How is the competition going to compete with a man that’s immortal- they can’t.
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