Thanksgiving Turkeytacular! | FFFW 112

ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News November 18, 2022

Thanksgiving Turkeytacular! | FFFW 112

Happy Thanksgiving! That’s right; this article gets pushed out every Friday, so that means the next time we see each other- Thanksgiving will be over. Pretty wild, right?

So, break out the turkey, get a slice of the sweetest pie, take a moment and be grateful for this life we have, and get ready for the FFFW Thanksgiving special!

Fridays till Christmas: 5

Game Time

The average American consumes 3,000 calories for a Thanksgiving meal. The standard serving of funeral potatoes is half a cup. How many servings of funeral potatoes would someone have to eat to consume 3,000 calories on Thanksgiving?

NOTE: click your answer. If you get a twerking turkey- you’re right. If you get any other GIF- you need to try again.

a) 10
b) 18
c)  26

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A Thankful Thought

All month I’ve been doing little doses of gratitude in this section here. And like most things on the FFFW it’s been tongue-in-cheek. But, today, I have a sincere antidote that’s going to sound a whole lot like pandering, but I’m being serious. 

I am thankful for y’all. Everyone who reads this week after week. Issue one of the FFFW was an experiment. We didn’t know if it would work or not- but it did. And because you keep reading it, I get to have a blast putting it together every Thursday.

So thank you. You are the real MVP, and I’m grateful for you week after week.

You Otter Be Proud

1) Passages International Hires Liz Hamilton as Sales Representative for the Southwest
2) Funeral directors helping those affected by firm entering administration