The Easter Bunny is a Funeral Director? | FFFW #82

ENJOY Friday Funeral Fast Wrap Funeral Industry News Lighter Side April 15, 2022

The Easter Bunny is a Funeral Director? | FFFW #82

According to something I saw on Google, Americans spend $1.9 billion on Easter candy. I don’t know what to do with that, but I wanted to share it anyway.

The oldest Rabbit lived to be 18 years and 10 months. If this bunny would have been buried, what name would be on itsits headstone? (AKA, what was the Rabbit’s name? I’m trying hard to theme out an Easter/Deathcare thing here.)

a) Tricksy
b) Hoppy
c) Hair Jordan
d) Flopsy
e) Donald Jump
f) Dale “Ear”hart

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Peter Cottontail as a Funeral Director

Have you ever wondered what the Easter Bunny would be like as a funeral professional? Most likely you have not. Well, my job with the FFFW is to think of bizarre things and then figure out if there’s a GIF that goes with them. If there’s not- we make a comic. But, Peter Cottontail deserves more than one comic, so we made two. Enjoy!

You Otter Be Proud

Let’s be honest, our profession gets a lot of negative press, so we’ve searched the internet to find stories of funeral things getting respect, and doing great things!

1) Selected Independent Funeral Homes Names New Board Directors
2) Sorensen Funeral Home Gives Back to The Community by Investing in Solar Energy in St. Petersburg, FL