BACK ON TRACK
Wow, this is our last Friday of January 2022. We’re almost 1/12 of the way through the new year. How are those resolutions going for you? I flopped mine- but I’m getting back on track. That’s the beautiful thing about personal decisions- you can slip up and get off-track, but you can always get back on and start again. If you’re me, you’ll need to do that several times. So yeah, no more dessert for me this week- except for this little treat.
GAME TIME!
How fast can the world’s fastest hearse go?
a) 115 mph
b) 150 mph
c) 205 mph
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Let’s go get that coconut!
THREE GIFS THAT SHOW WHY WE NEED MORE GRIEF ANIMALS
Grief pets are all the rage these days, but most of them are dogs. Now, I love dogs, but there’s more than one way to skin a… well, I guess what I’m saying is there are lots of animals out there. And, maybe a few more species deserve to live the mortuary lifestyle. So, here are three GIFs that can inspire your next choice of grief pet:
1) A Baby Pig
Just take a look at the pure peace and gentleness in that porker’s eyes. It’s enough to create world peace.
2) An Armadillo
Part grief animal- part soccer ball. The kids will love it.
3) A Ferret
I don’t have a great explanation for this except that I’ve always loved ferrets. A good high school buddy of mine always said that he was going to start a ferret farm. I hope he’s doing well.
COMIC OF THE WEEK
We’re just KIDing.
YOU OTTER BE PROUD
Let’s be honest, our profession gets a lot of negative press, so we’ve searched the internet to find stories of funeral things getting respect, and doing great things!
1) You will never regret going to the funeral
2) Bessemer funeral home has new owner
3) Volunteers restore decades-old headstones in Wilmington cemetery
