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Thanksgiving Turkeytacular! | FFFW 112

Eli Gable by Eli Gable
July 29, 2025
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Happy Thanksgiving! That’s right; this article gets pushed out every Friday, so that means the next time we see each other- Thanksgiving will be over. Pretty wild, right?

So, break out the turkey, get a slice of the sweetest pie, take a moment and be grateful for this life we have, and get ready for the FFFW Thanksgiving special!

Fridays till Christmas: 5


Game Time

The average American consumes 3,000 calories for a Thanksgiving meal. The standard serving of funeral potatoes is half a cup. How many servings of funeral potatoes would someone have to eat to consume 3,000 calories on Thanksgiving?

NOTE: click your answer. If you get a twerking turkey- you’re right. If you get any other GIF- you need to try again.

a) 10
b) 18
c)  26


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A Thankful Thought

All month I’ve been doing little doses of gratitude in this section here. And like most things on the FFFW it’s been tongue-in-cheek. But, today, I have a sincere antidote that’s going to sound a whole lot like pandering, but I’m being serious. 

I am thankful for y’all. Everyone who reads this week after week. Issue one of the FFFW was an experiment. We didn’t know if it would work or not- but it did. And because you keep reading it, I get to have a blast putting it together every Thursday.

So thank you. You are the real MVP, and I’m grateful for you week after week.


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Eli Gable
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Contributor covering funeral profession news, technology and the changing business of deathcare.

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