Tag: summer

How are we already almost done with August? School is back in session, college football is in Week 0, and ...

Funeral Director Uses Funeral Procession to Cut Entire School Pickup Line | FFFW 294

Howdy y'all! Welcome back to the Friday Funeral Fast Wrap. For 5 and a half years, we've been cranking out ...

Funeral Home Employee Asks if It’s Finally “Socially Acceptable” to Put Up Christmas Decorations | FFFW 292

Guys, it is the last Friday in July! Can you believe it? We are about to enter the 8th month ...

Owner Promises “Things Will Slow Down Next Week” for 11th Consecutive Week | FFFW 291

Welcome to 06/24/26! Today is the only Friday this month that is all even numbers, and yes, people in my ...

Funeral Home Owner Shocked Intern Doesn’t Know Shark Week Starts Monday | FFFW 290

Welcome back to the funeral profession's only weekly dose of satire, fun, and otter GIFs. If you are reading this ...

Director Says He’s Finally Delegating, Then Stands Three Feet Away From Person He Delegated To | FFFW 283

Local Funeral Director Makes “6-7” Jokes to Relate with Interns; They Remain Unimpressed | FFFW 287

Is June actually almost over? How? It just began! We are flying through 2026 with a vengeance but man, I'm ...

Funeral Home Owner Forced To Broker Peace Over Breakroom TV As World Cup Watchers Clash With Breaking News Addicts | FFFW 286

Happy Friday! We all know that it’s been summer for several weeks now, but according to calendars and scientists, this ...

Director Gets Yellow Card | FFFW 285

Can you see what I'm seeing? I'm seeing a nice weekend right around the corner! It's waiting for you! It's ...

Director Announces Casual Summer Dress Code, Immediately Regrets Seeing Everyone’s Knees | FFFW 284

Can you believe it? We've made it to June! Summer is now in full swing, and popsicle companies are probably ...

Director Says He’s Finally Delegating, Then Stands Three Feet Away From Person He Delegated To | FFFW 283