DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the jokes and satire.
Happy New Year!
Just like that- we’ve made it a quarter century into the 2000s! Another trip around the sun, and once again, the world is new! Right?
NOPE.
Look outside- does anything look new? Nah. January is when everything looks dead and cold. And according to ChatGPT, pre-1582, the new year was celebrated on March 25. That makes sense to me- it’s spring, life is blooming, and greenery is arising. But I don’t think I’ll be able to convince people to go back 400 years on this one (even though I think we should).
So, let’s make the most of it and make the most of 2025!
Days until the Chiefs win the Big Game: 38
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New Year’s Resolutions for Funeral Directors: 2025 Edition
- Cut Down on Casket-Related Impulse Buys
No more buying Etsy casket T-shirts. Just stop shopping on Etsy in general. - Finally, Use the Break Room Keurig
It’s been there for three years. It deserves a chance. - Reclaim the Lost Hour of Every Family Conference
Develop a firm-yet-loving way to steer Uncle Bob’s 45-minute tangents about his glory days in 1974. - Master the Elusive ‘Mildly Sympathetic Nod’
Perfect that balance between “I care deeply” and “I’ve heard this story before.” - Stop Calling the Prep Room a ‘Spa for the Deceased’
It confuses the interns and horrifies the funeral directors’ conference keynote speaker. - Learn How to Use TikTok Without Looking Like a Middle-School Substitute Teacher
Pro tip: pointing at floating words is out. Funeral memes? Always in. - Learn a more convincing laugh when people say “It’s to Die For”
We know it’s not funny- but you really got to try to let people have it.
Trivia
Which historical figure’s body was briefly stolen by grave robbers?
Select the correct answer, and you’ll get a GIF of an otter. Select the wrong one, and you’ll get a GIF of someone hurting themselves.
Answer Choices:
You Otter Be Proud
Here’s some good news going on in the profession.
- A funeral home in Jackson offered free rides to help ring in the New Year safely
- Old Lick Cemetery in Roanoke cleaned, repaired with help of national expert
- Fifth-generation funeral director Jeff Monreal helps families grieve, celebrate loved ones
