It’s our 75th edition of the FFFW! That’s pretty dope. You know, 75 is a cool number- but for really no reason. 100 is cool because it’s the first three-digit number, fifty is cool because it’s half a hundred, but 75 is just another number ending in a five. Here’s what Wikipedia says about 75: “75 (seventy-five) is the natural number following 74 and preceding 76.”
But, even if 75 isn’t super awesome- today still is!
PICK THE HEARSE
This is a game of pure luck. One of these links will link you to a GIF of a hearse. Two of them will link you to a GIF of a sloth. Pick the hearse and you win.
a) Is it this one?
b) Maybe this one?
c) Whatchu think about this one?
Ready to Increase Revenue in 2022?
Let’s face it, after the past couple of years, you probably want to be on a vacation. Yes, you probably want to be on sunny shores, wearing a floral shirt while drinking out of a coconut. Actually, we really want that for you, but…
Before you do all that- you need to increase your revenue.
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Let’s go get that coconut!
Questions Every Funeral Director Should Answer
Are you a bow-tie or neck-tie guy?
Single vent or double vent jackets?
Do you say “I’m a funeral director,” or “I’m a deathcare professional?”
Should you buy a cool weird hat?
Should you have a grief dog?
Of course, you should.
Name it Trixie.
What breed should it be?
Does it have to be a golden-doodle?
Yeah, it does.
Why are golden-doodles so good for funeral homes?
Should the dog have a tie?
Where can you buy a dog tie?
$20 dollars?
Isn’t that expensive?
Yeah, but it’s worth it.
Hmmm.
Is a white hearse too edgy?
If you want to answer some questions that might matter a little bit more- check out this survey.
Comic of the Week
Dino’s are caring creatures.
You Otter Be Proud
Let’s be honest, our profession gets a lot of negative press, so we’ve searched the internet to find stories of funeral things getting respect, and doing great things!
1) Speakers Make Headlines at the CANA Symposium
2) Koch Funeral Home offers various programs to help you through grief
