Ten Things About Embalming

October 9, 2013
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Article from Caleb Wilde, CalebWilde.com

One.  It’s weird.

Yes, we lay a nekked person on a table and take out their blood, replacing said blood with embalming fluid.  Weird?  Yes.

But so is cremation, sky burial, endocannibalism, famadihana and mummification.

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Two.  It does not preserve the body indefinitely.

You can’t dig up an embalmed body from 1920 and expect it to be a perfect specimen of unblemished human anatomy.  It’s possible that the body is in good shape, but not probable.

The official definition from the American Board of Funeral Service Education states that embalming is “the process of chemically treating the dead human body to reduce the presence and growth of microorganisms, to retard organic decomposition, and to restore an acceptable physical appearance.”

Reduce, retard and restore.  Mainly the restore part.

So … about Vladimir Lenin and his dead-since-1924 body that is still viewable today?  Harry Potter magic and a few other tricks is the answer.

Three.  In most states, what is pushed out of the body goes down the drain and out into public sewage.

Now you know.

Four.  Embalming doesn’t promote the public health.

I have the luxury of practicing my death look.

There’s an idea (possibly perpetuated by societal laws, originating back to Mosaic Law and certified in pandemics like “The Plague”) that you can catch death by hanging around a dead body.

For the most part, it’s just not true.  They’re safe.  Sure, you shouldn’t want to be all buddy-buddy with a dead body, but an unembalmed body won’t kill you.  Dead bodies aren’t zombies

Five.   It guarantees you won’t be buried alive.

If you fear getting cremated alive or buried alive, embalming guarantees neither of those things will happen.  But if you live in a “First World” country, you don’t have to worry about getting buried or cremated alive.  We’re pretty good at determining death.  For the most part.

Six.  It helps make the symbol of death look pretty.

The dead body is the symbol and it’s a symbol that needs to be seen.  It needs to be seen for reasons of grief work and for death denial confrontation.  Dr. Erich Lindemann (grief management pioneer) says that a defining characteristic of persons dealing with complicated bereavement is that they never saw the dead body of their loved one.

An embalmed body helps the symbol look good.  There’s nothing wrong with that.  It’s a good thing.

Certainly, embalming isn’t necessary AT ALL to see the dead body.  But, it can help.

Seven.  Embalming fluid is not environmentally friendly.

The most environmentally friendly form of burial is a natural burial.  Plain and simple.  Cremation isn’t wonderful for the atmosphere.  And embalming fluid isn’t wonderful for the ground.

Eight.  Embalming isn’t the “Traditional Funeral”.

We didn’t do the whole arterial embalming thing until the mid-1800s.  Before that it was all natural and dirt and fire and other things.  The “traditional funeral” is actually rather non-traditional when you consider the sum history of Homo sapiens.

Nine.  It is rarely required.

If you’re getting cremated, it’s OBVIOUSLY not required.  For viewings and burials, local laws differ on embalming requirements (some areas require a body to be embalmed if it isn’t buried after it’s been dead for 10 days).  Alabama, Alaska, and New Jersey require embalming if you’re transporting a body to their state (which is a stupid law).  Various types of refrigeration are an alternative form of temporary preservation while awaiting a funeral service and/or viewing.

Ten: Embalming fluid shouldn’t be smoked.

Seriously.  Don’t smoke wet.  Embalming fluid is meant for dead people.

Caleb Wilde

I'm a sixth generation funeral director. I have a grad degree in Missional Theology. And I like to read and write. Connect with my writing and book plans by "liking" me on facebook. And keep tabs with my blog via subscription or twitter.
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