Director Says “Let’s Circle Back,” Accidentally Condemns Staff to Endless Meeting | FFFW 272
Can you feel that? It's the sweet sensation of the weekend approaching. Let's never forget -- the weekend is AWESOME, ...
Tag: Funeral
Hack-Proof System Announced; Password Now Meets Requirements and Still Gets Written on a Post-It | FFFW 267
Welcome to February! Can you believe we're already into month 2 of 2026? I can already tell this year is ...
Director Claims He’s “Embracing Change”; Switches From Blue Pens to Black Pens | FFFW 266
Welp, we survived the first month of 2026. For some of us it meant our homes lost electric and our ...
Funeral Directors Can’t Quit Their Annual PSL Tradition
I’ve been living a double life. Most of you know me as the person who drops a weekly batch of ...
“This or That” Funeral Edition: FFFW 158
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the satire. After today there are only 9 Fridays ...
BATESVILLE VAULTS CAN’T CONTAIN OUR GRATITUDE | FFFW #61
This is the last Friday before Thanksgiving. That means the next time I see you, both of our bellies will ...
Worst Hotel for Funeral Directors | FFFW #50
Funeral directors are needing a vacation, here's the worse places you can go.
Why This TikToker Drinks Ashes | FFFW #22
The first full weekend of February is upon us. So in honor of this year’s second month, I’ve compiled the ...
Ever Since I Started Working With the Dead, My Life Has Improved
Caitlin Doughty’s day job as a mortician gives her a pretty macabre sense of humor and she shares stories from ...
Americans Skip The Mortician For Do-It-Yourself After-Death Care
"We had taken care of Caroline her whole life," recalls Alison, whose other daughter, Kate, has the same disease and ...
