1. You may be dead, but that isn’t gonna stop you from getting everybody back on key.
2. You can only imagine what could be going through their minds right now.
3. Well, that’s one way to get the old-timers off your back about your love life.
4. Finding the right thing to say is always hard, but, man, he really missed the mark on this one.
5. Realizes what they just said… *awkwardly waddles away*
6. Optimism is the best way to go through life… and death.
7. Who knew puns could be so morbid?
8. A key selling point!
9. The true selflessness of funeral directors depicted by a mad Jack Torrence.
