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The Limited Edition Valentine’s Day Chocolate Box for Every Funeral Director

February 4, 2015

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The Limited Edition Valentine’s Day Chocolate Box for Every Funeral Director

As black as your soul, this LIMITED EDITION Fatally Yours Gourmet Chocolate box is absolutely to die for.

Packaged appropriately in a custom black heart with gold-embossed “Fatally Yours”. Each chocolate is delicately handmade and finished in gold leaf before being placed in a custom made insert tray for extra protection before dissecting.

Each box comes with a chopped, diced, and broken into bits cookies and cream white chocolate torso. You will also receive a Fatally Yours sticker and a medical diagram of the chocolate specimens.

In total, you will receive 19 pieces of premium, handmade and abysmally dark chocolates including:

  • White Chocolate Bones and Skeletal Hands
  • Blood-red Velvet White Chocolate Candies
  • Hazelnut Praline Tiramisu
  • Caramel-filled (and anatomically correct) Hearts
  • Peanut Butter Cup Coffins
  • Coconut Candy
  • Malt-filled Swiss Chocolate
  • Passion-less Fruit with Fragrant Vanilla Bean
  • Jumbo Speculoos skull
  • Jumbo Peanut Butter Cup Skull
  • Cookies and Cream White Chocolate Torso

NOTE: We have a very limited number available and will ship these out by Monday, February 9th in order to receive these in time for Valentine’s Day.

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