Slurpee Urns are HERE | FFFW #34
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! Today is a special day for me. I don’t know if you all know this or not, but I’m a huge fan of the Marvel Cinematic...
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Home Runs and Ha Ha’s! | FFFW #33
LET’S GO HANK On this day in history, in 1954, Hank Aaron hit his first home run in the MLB. He went on to do that many more...
Pimp my HEARSE? | FFFW #32
DEATH TO WINTER I just realized that we never celebrated winter ending here on the FFFW. But, I’m looking outside my window and seeing how awesome it is,...
Easter + April Fools Spectacular | FFFW #30
A SPECIAL WEEK This week has two special days, both April Fool’s Day and Easter! Now, I don’t know if many weeks have more than one generally recognized...
Llamas, Mummy’s, and Power Moves! | FFFW #29
FUN FACTS TO GET YOUR FRIDAY ROLLING Llamas are related to camelsA cow and bison put together is called a beefaloArmadillo shells are bullet-proofThe FFFW is here to...
This O.G. Embalming Text Is The Ultimate Guide to Mummification
Last week’s Friday Funeral Fast Wrap included a cartoon illustrating one of the dangers of offering services personalized to “fit every individual and family” … Oddly enough (we...
Attack of the Mummy Cats! | FFFW #27
Happy Belated Yesterday was National Funeral Director and Mortician Recognition Day. However, here at the FFFW, we try to celebrate our readers on a weekly basis. So, let’s...