I picked up the phone with my rehearsed, “Hello. This is the Wilde Funeral Home. Caleb speaking.” The voice on...

This type of macabre sport got me thinking, “What if there was a funeral industry Olympics?” So, I asked this...

The worst thing that every happened at one of our funerals, happened a little over three years ago, during a...

Yes, we lay a nekked person on a table and take out their blood, replacing said blood with embalming fluid....

Larry sat behind his dated metal desk and I in front of it, we know each other well enough that...

The following post will be my attempt to destroy your dreams of becoming a funeral director. If you can make...

There are two ways you can look at death as being pornographic. In the one sense, pornography is representative of...

Once we’re apart of “the family”, we no longer represent a cold funeral director, but a tender caregiver.

Mass hysteria erupted. I was literally tackled away from the stretcher, 911 was called, and the teary eyed people now...

Do Funeral Homes Charge Too Much for Their Services? The following are ten observations that are a combination of experience...